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December 9th, 2010 under Craig Ferguson, Russell Brand




Yesterday Russell Brand was on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and he attacked poor innocent Robot Skeleton Sidekick Geoff Peterson. The attack was so bad that at one point, Mr Electric Blue Eyes was scalped and lost his metallic mohawk. To make it even worse Mr Katy Perry then proceeded to poor water in his exposed head. Lucky for Geoff, Grant Imahara made him indestructible and he survived getting the brains beat out of him as per the conversation I had with the absolutely amazing publicist who works on the show.
I am not sure why Russell attacked him, but I think he is jealous that Geoff is the only person in Hollywood that is skinner than him. Good thing for Secretariat he had the night off because I fear what The Tempest star would’ve done to him…
Finally whether you want to see what he did to Geoff or you just need a good laugh, watch that whole interview because it is one of the funniest chats I have ever seen on the CBS show that airs weeknights at 12:37a.

UPDATE: CBS posted videos of just the attacks if you prefer to miss out on the hilarious interview.

UPDATE 2: Russell Brand and Geoff Peterson have been talking it on Twitter!

RustyRockets: “@craigyferg your tin henchman Geoff was committing hate crimes against us Homo Sapiens. Some one should RAM his Googles.”

GeoffTheRobot: “@grantimahara just so you know, @craigyferg had my back. And, as it turned out, my skull.”

GeoffTheRobot: “@grantimahara is right. I’m fine. @rustyrockets did not give me rusty sockets. I have one thing to say today to Mr. Brand. Peacey weace.”

RustyRockets: “@GeoffTheRobot I acted out of anger and cyber-sexual frustration. I apologise and hope we can become friends. Or more.”

GeoffTheRobot: “@rustyrockets I felt before & feel now you R one of our gifted wonders on earth. This missive only shows that you are that and more. Friend?”

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