Paris Hilton had a moment a lot of moms can relate to. The socialite thought she was capturing a cute moment with her son, and she did. It was just not the one she was expecting.
Phoenix, 2, said his first swear word, “Fuck!” At first, she was not sure she heard it correctly. But she did. So, she did what any mother would do in the situation, and that was laugh! Phoenix did what any toddler would do, and he kept saying it as proudly as he could with a smile on his cute little face because he knows exactly what he said!
That is why they call it the terrible twos for a reason. Because that is what that year is!
Granted, that was my third word after tank you. But I was born and raised in The Bronx, and it is just part of our vernacular, like ma and da!
The Monkey, a Horror movie written and directed by Osgood Perkins, the son of Psycho’s Norman Bates, is coming out on Friday. Therefore, he knows what makes a good on-screen killing because his father was part of one of the most memorable ones in the genre’s history.
While he might know what looks scary on camera, does he know how to make the murders look realistic? He, along with the film’s star, Theo James, sat down with two morticians and got their opinions on the different kills.
How well did they do? They did well enough to give me nightmares before I even go to the theater to see the killer clapping monkey toy do his thing.
The most terrifying part of this video is when the morticians both agree on what is “the worst smell in the world.” What is it? Dead people’s fart!
How much do you want to be that is the plot of Perkins’ next film? If it isn’t, then it should be. I would go see Killer Farts if he or someone else made it!
I just have to add the marketing for The Monkey has been brilliant. I love that they have been asking churches to screen the feature.
