Gordon Ramsay is known to compete in Ironman, so Men’s Health thought he would be the perfect specimen for their cover. And they were right.
So they brought him in for a photoshoot and told him to take off his shirt. Who knew the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen had all of that going on under his clothes? I didn’t, and now my stove is cooking! So much so that I cannot believe that he is 57.
Do you believe it? I would think a Master Chef in his mid-fifties would look more like he had the torso of the Pillsbury Doughboy than Iron Man. But I was wrong. And I am OK with that!
Along with the pretty pictures, he talked to the magazine about his recent bike accident and whether he plans to retire anytime soon.
Billy Ray Cyrus recently got divorced from his second wife, and it is rumored that he is estranged from his daughter, Miley Cyrus.
Therefore, one could assume that this is causing him to have an achy, breaky heart. And that achy breaky heart is causing him to look like shit.
What does he want to help him look like his old self? He says, “I want my mullet back. My old Camaro … and my 8 track.” Someone get him some scisssors, and the rest will come.
Oh, and kids, 8 tracks were like big cassettes that died with Disco.
Before Jennifer Coolidge was a manicurist in Legally Blonde, she was a masseuse on Seinfeld. I barely recognized the 32-year-old in that 1993 episode. Would you have known it was her if I hadn’t told you?
Hell’s Kitchen is changing things up the 23rd season. All of the competing chefs are going to be Head or Executive Chefs.
Therefore, it will be interesting to see if they will do better because of their higher positions. So if they do screw up, I am sure it will piss Gordon Ramsay off even more. Thus making for better television.
To read about the 18 contestants who will meet on the September 26th premiere, then click here!
