When I was a kid, I used to love it when the ice cream truck man would stop by the park across the street from my house so that I could get a cold Firecracker Pop to suck on a hot day.
Now that I am an adult, the ice cream truck man is nowhere to be found, so I cannot enjoy that childhood memory. But that is going to change on Monday!
Oreo revealed that their new limited-edition cookie flavor is dedicated to the popsicle. The vanilla cookie is filled with three layers of flavors: cherry, lemon, and blue raspberry. The only thing it is missing is a stick! Probably because they are all stuck up Melania Trump’s ass.
Hopefully, the cookies will be around long enough to enjoy on Memorial Day and the Fourth of July. You know, because the icing is the same color as the American flag, red, white, and blue!
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