The cast of Netflix’s Orange Is the New Black were on
Conan O’Brien’s show yesterday and the TBS late night host wanted to know more about a story he heard. Basically during season one Natasha Lyonne asked Lea DeLaria how to have sex with a woman. So Big Boo told her to, “Look for the keys. Look for the keys. Judy Garland. Look for the keys. Look for the keys. Judy Garland. Joan Crawford!” as she demonstrated it. Even though she was giving us a lady on lady on lesson, I think you boys can learn something from her class too.
So ladies and gentlemen, the next time you are in bed with a woman remember to lose your keys, so you can send her Somewhere Over the Rainbow. If you do it right, then she will be screaming out “Mommie Dearest! Mommie Dearest!!!” in ecstasy.
That answer was too much for Conan, it actually caused him to have crazy eyes that were certifiable.
Finally, I think Netflix screwed up by giving Chelsea Handler a talk show when they already have the perfect person to do it on their roster. I honestly think Lea DeLaria needs a talk show where she do and say whatever she wants! Who else would watch it with me?
