Yesterday on Conan O’Brien’s show, the TBS late night host broke the very sad news that his masturbating bear is dying. It looks like our favorite late night bear has polished his last knob and the honey well has run dry.
So we thank you Masturbating Bear for all the excitement you brought into our lives and we wish that in your afterlife you have enough lotion and dirty magazines to keep you satisfied for an eternity.
This bit was so stupid and got dumber with every passing moment, how could I not share this priceless gem with you! So enjoy it like you are bear masturbating as though there’s no tomorrow. Oh wait, there is no tomorrow for him.
