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When the roasts first started on Comedy Central, I really liked
Lisa Lampanelli on the show. But as they have gone, she goes so below the belt that it isn’t funny. I have been following her Twitter and most of her jokes are around a week after the news broke and again so mean they are not funny. Well yesterday she went after Mariah Carey and said, “Nick Cannon still mum on Mariah pregnancy. They’re obviously waiting to make sure she doesn’t have a bigger miscarriage than “Glitter.†Miscarriages are not funny, so I thought that joke was uncalled for and I was not alone. Mariah’s husband Nick Cannon has taken to Twitter to roast the pig although pigs weigh a lot less than her. Have you seen how big she has gotten? She makes Precious look anorexic.
I am not the roaster today,
Nick Cannon is the roast master and here is what he Tweeted:
@LisaLampanelli You look like someone’s afterbirth… On a good day! Yeah Son Yeah Son Yeah Son LOL
@LisaLampanelli birth certificate came with an apology from the condom company
@LisaLampanelli if I was a slave I wouldn’t even F*#! you for my freedom papers!! LOL…too far??? 🙂
@LisaLampanelli I am going as you this Halloween!
@LisaLampanelli and @Chelseahandler should remake Gorilla’s in the Mist!
@LisaLampanelli gets her pap smears at the Vet! LOL
RT: SHABOOTY @NickCannon The storks that delivered @LisaLampanelli had a wide load sign on their back.
I think round 1 goes to Nick Cannon easily.
UPDATE: The Twitter fight is KOed because Lisa Lampanelli Tweeted this…”Sorry to disappoint you fans trying to egg me on, but Nick’s Tweets were funny. I’m just flattered he knows who I am!” I respect her for that response and not giving in the peer pressure from her fans.
