In July, donald trump traveled to Turkey aboard the “new” Air Force One and left on the old one. Or so we thought…
A Washington Post article revealed that he left the plane in a catering truck and flew in a smaller plane with his alleged mistress, Natalie Harp and his dangerous bitch pete hegseth. He did so because there was speculation that Iran was going to attack the plane with him on it.
Therefore, he was whisked away to safety, leaving several of his loyal staff and the press, he hates, on the plane and making them a target.
And there has been a lot of fallout since then. Because a real president would go down with his crew. But we know he is as yellow as a chicken. Cluck, cluck.
We have not really heard from the people who were left behind to die. But now, several of them are speaking to Netflix.
Per Netflix: “The Decoy Plane unpacks the incident through the eyes of the traveling press corps with firsthand accounts from Gram Slattery, a White House reporter for Reuters; Alex Brandon, a White House photographer for The Associated Press; plus perspectives from Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter Carol Leonnig of MS NOW; The Washington Post’s Dan Lamothe, who was part of the reporting team that broke the story; former Secret Service agent Robert McDonald; and former Air Force One crew member Wanda Joell. Beyond showing the lengths the Secret Service will go to protect the president, this installment reveals the cost of that mission: to get him home safely, a plane full of reporters and the public they answer to were left flying blind.”
I can’t wait to hear what they are going to say in Instadocs: The Decoy Plane when it drops this Friday.
Then, we will wait for Meidas Dump to drop a load on Netflix on social media, and threaten to sue them for slander. Because he is a bigger pussy than any of the ones he grabbed.
