JoJo Siwa, the biggest under 18 mogul since The Olsen Twins, is getting into the movie business with a movie of her own on Paramount+. Today, they announced when The J Team will be premiere with a teaser trailer that looks like all the Dance Moms’ star will be doing is TikTok dances.
I bet you September 3rd can’t come soon enough for you. I mean, control your excitement.
I love cheesy teenage movies, but this looks unwatchable. Imagine two hours of her being all hyper and positive. No, thank you! And I am a positive person, but she is like on a scale of 1-10 at 1,000,000. Too much for little old me.
I am so grateful my nieces aren’t into her. If they were, I would begrudgingly be buying them her merchandise from the 99 Cents Only Store, Five & Below, Walmart, and whatever discount store I shop at and hate myself for doing so. However, they are not a member of the JoBow Squad. Is that what they are called? I don’t even want to know. Forget I asked.
