It is that time of year where Jimmy Kimmel makes a whole lot of kids cry and cry. While he doesn’t know any of them, he does know his daughter. Now that Jane is old enough to go Trick or Treating, he decided to tell her the next day that he ate all of her candy like the hundreds of other parents that have been doing that for the last 5 years. Unlike almost all of those other kids, she could care less. But then again she is just 2 years and 3 months old, next year when she is a whole 3 years and 3 months old, she is going to curse him out and cry like all of those children whose parents played a trick on them with all of their Halloween treats.
When it comes to the sweeties from 2016, who were told all of their sweets were gone, I don’t know if I like the ones that attacked their parents more than the ones that forgave them. I think it is a toss up because good and evil cross each other out. But I love that so many of the little ones who were willing to give their moms and dads the benefit of the doubt. That would not be, I would be one of those brats would cry uncontrollably until my parents took me to the store and bought me all of the candy I wanted. I still wouldn’t stop crying until my parents tool me to a toy store and bought me the singing Elena of Avalor doll and then I would play it all the way home, and all night long as I ate that expensive replacement candy. That is how I would do things.
