I think JD Vance might want to spend some alone time with his couch because he is probably going to get real cozy with Cozi TV this week. That is because the Classic TV channel is airing a week of episodes dedicated to the couch on Roseanne. And we have all heard the rumors about how he really loves couches, like in a Biblical way. So he must be so excited! And he just can’t hide it.
And if he needs to get into the mood, he can just watch their commercial promoting the hot week of programming. Although he probably likes his couches silent.
Oh, and this might be too much for him to hear. But, Married..with Children and their couch is cumming to Cozi TV on Saturday!
