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[ # ] J-Lo falls and Adam Lambert fails at the AMAs
November 22nd, 2009 under American Idol 9+



The American Music Awards had Janet Jackson and Whitney Houston making comeback performances, but all everyone can talk about is J-Lo falling on her (2:40 in) a$$ and Adam Lambert’s sh!tty performance. And if it weren’t for YouTube the West Coast would not be seeing what all the talk is about because the AMAs are going to edit out the best stuff. Jennifer Lopez was singing her song Louboutins when she jumped off of some of the male dancers she climbed on and she landed on her fat a$$. Lucky for her, her bum is so big because she didn’t feel a thing, but I felt a 4.1 on the Richter Scale. Now what is saving her from being the butt of all jokes is Adam Lambert’s crappy performance of For Your Entertainment. The only positive thing you can say about that career ending finale is…well there isn’t anything nice you can say about. People are in uproar over the fact that he grabbed a female’s crotch, had a guy’s head in his crotch and making out with male keyboardist, but I am in frenzy because my ears are still ringing from all that screeching. Dang that song was f*cking awful. I think a big reason he did all that stuff with the people on the stage is to distract people’s attention from how crappy that song was. If that was For our Entertainment, I want those 4 minutes back because that was SH!T. I predict his album will be in the discounted bin before the next American Idol is crowned…you know the title he didn’t win.

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