Jean-Claude Van Damme tested and approved celio jeans by doing one of his infamous splits. However, he did not do it on the ground or in space. Instead, he did it with one leg on the floor and the other one touching the ceiling.
Because of that, I cannot believe that he is 64. Men a third his age could not do it. I tried to do it, and my doctor told me I am an idiot and deserved the sprain. She is not wrong, but it still hurts. Not as much as falling during my failed attempt. Who knew Van Damme was a verb? But I made it one as I hit the floor.
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