Seriously? OMG! WTF? » If you eat Chipotle, you are getting a taste of Jason Mraz
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[ # ] If you eat Chipotle, you are getting a taste of Jason Mraz
August 16th, 2023 under Jason Mraz, Kathie Lee and Hoda

We know that Jason Mraz is a singer, but did you know he grows coffee beans and avocados? Not only that, he told Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush on Today yesterday that he sells his avocados to Chipotle. So if you are not cheap (like me) and get their guacamole, then your mouth is saying I’m yours to his avocados.

Therefore, if you listen to his music while you eat their guac, then two of your senses are his. And if you watch one of his music videos, like I Feel Like Dancing while enjoying a burrito, then three of your senses belong to him.

I think I am smoking someone of the stuff that he and his friend Willie Nelson are smoking.

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