I scream. You scream. We all scream after we see Eli Roth’s Ice Cream Man.
Remember when you were a kid, and you got all excited when you would hear the music coming from the ice cream truck? You would run towards it with excitement.
Well, that will no longer be the case after we see Roth’s latest Horror movie. He is going to do to those childhood memories what he did to staying at Hostels overseas, make you terrified of them. And that might not be the worst thing in the world.
But what will be is how this film will make us afraid of elementary school children. I mean, I am already afraid of them because my niece and her friends gang up on me. And as mean as they are to me, I never thought they would scoop the brains (if I had any) out of my head like they work at an ice cream shoppe.
So, if you are sick of spending money on Ozempic, go see Ice Cream Man, and you won’t have to worry about eating the sweet treat again.
