Prince Harry had to know by telling the story about his frostbitten penis that he was going to be the butt of all jokes.
Everyone is laughing about it. However, none of the jokes are as freezing cold as what Jimmy Kimmel said on his ABC late night show yesterday. It is enough to give Harry frostbite all over again.
Kimmel and the writers wrote a children’s book about the ordeal. And I haven’t laughed that hard (something TAFKAP Harry was unable to get for a while) in a really long time.
There are so many one-liners in that little book that I am sure human resources is going to have a talk with all of them and make sure that they feel comfortable with their fellow employees. Because I don’t feel comfortable with myself after watching that.
I mean, Princess Diana squirting her Elizabeth Arden on his hard-on was pretty shocking. Funny as shit but shocking nonetheless.
So the next time Prince Harry writes a book, he needs to know the comedians won’t let him off the hook!
