So Zach Braff Tweeted the above video and said, “This is so disturbing/hilarious” and of course I had to check it out. Let’s just say “disturbing/hilarious” is the perfect way to sum up that video of 6 year old Alana Holler on TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras. The little girl talked like she is ready to join Jersey Shore right now and after she had her Go-Go Juice she acted like a drunk Snooki.
You know what TLC and MTV, I think I have your next hit reality show Snooki and Honey Boo Boo Child, they can compete at pageants together during the day and party on Go-Go Juice at night. I mean they would be so perfect together, same height, same moves, love to show off their bodies, spray tanning and act completely crazy on the Go-Go Juice. Although one of their Go-Go Juices will be alcohol-free and the other one will be 150 proof.
Watch that segment from the TLC show and don’t tell me you don’t think Snooki and her deserve to have a show together and that you wouldn’t watch every week? Crap in my head I am already on the second season.
BTW I included the Dr Drew interview, so you could find out what is in Go-Go Juice and the effect it had on him when he tried it. He acted like one the residents on Celebrity Rehab after just a few sips of it.