Have you ever wondered what Halle Berry looks like when she wakes up in the morning? As perfect as she does the rest of the day, as you can see in this photo of the 55-year-old actress.
It is not so fair. The Oscar winner needs to look like crap like the rest of us in the morning who are running to bathrooms to put on our faces so that we don’t scare our lovers away. I want to know her secret. And don’t tell me it is Victoria.