Gwyneth Paltrow was invited to the Oscars because she appeared in Marty Supreme, which was an Oscar loser. And they asked her to present because she won an Oscar, a long, long, long time ago. So, she made the most by trying to get as much attention as possible.
How was she going to do it? She wore a white, strapless, floor-length Armani Privé gown. What’s the big deal? From the front and back, it looked plain. But from the sides, there was something missing. What was it? It was fabric. Therefore, the 53-year-old got the attention she wanted.
But wanting is not always a good thing. In her case, it is just sad.
Finally, I can’t wait to see Matt Stone in it! Her Oscar dresses look better on him anyways.
