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January 20th, 2022 under Gwyneth Paltrow

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It has been almost two years since Gwyneth Paltrow introduced us to a candle that smells like her vagina. Now, she has a new one, and it is called Hands Off My Vagina.

With a name like that, you would think it would smell awful. But it is quite the opposite. GOOP describes it as “Coconut milk and Damascena roses are balanced with raw vanilla, clean notes of hinoki cypress, and hints of toasted cacao for added depth and sensuality.” Doesn’t it smell good enough to eat like, well, you know, a vagina?

Anyways, this $75 candle was created for a good cause. $25 from each one sold will go to the ACLU Foundation’s Reproductive Freedom Project to protect a woman’s right to choose what she does with her reproductive system since several states and members of the Supreme Court are trying to take that right away. If only they had vaginas instead of micropenises, they would understand why we are fighting so hard to protect our right to do what we want with our bodies.


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