Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Want to see who that pirate is, then

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Orlando Bloom is on vacation with his baby mama, and he wore what his daughter with her was wearing. Nothing. Unlike her, he has a cute butt I want to see.

And you can blame him for sharing a photo from behind when he is one with nature. If you remember, we weren’t that impressed when he was papped from the front, and his oar was showing.