TLC is giving Honey Boo Boo child her own show and I don’t know why I can’t wait to watch it. According to Us Weekly the 6 half hour episodes will begin airing in August.
Now to make myself feel better about watching this guilty pleasure, I have come up with a drinking game to get us through it. Instead of using alcohol, I say let’s use Go Go Juice which is a mixture of Mountain Dew and Red Bull. It is a sugar high like you have never experienced and believe me I almost had to go to rehab for my problems with sugar.
Now back to game:
Every time she says Honey Boo Boo Child, drink once.
Every time she shows her belly, drink twice.
Every time either she or mother mention or say anything about couponing, drink three times.
Every time she wins a pageant, drink the whole sugary mixture.
By the time TLC gets to the first commercial, you will be so drunk on Go Go Juice that you will be running faster than Superman and think you can fly higher. Fight that temptation because you can’t.
