Seriously? OMG! WTF?

My penis is dressing up for Halloween. As a bigger penis.

— bob saget (@bobsaget) October 29, 2016

You won’t be able to see Bob Saget’s Halloween costume this yea because it will, thankfully, be covered by his pants. That’s because his penis is going as a bigger penis. Which we can all imagine how big or, should I say, small the original one is. I know what I am thinking, what are you thinking?