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You go to Dancing with the Stars, you think you look terrific in your khaki pants, you get great seats, so great, you even get on camera behind Alfonso Ribeiro, so what could go wrong?
The shadow of the Halloween fake candles in front of you can be seen on your terrific khaki pants, and it looks like you peed in them. You didn’t, but people will think that you did.
Now, everything is not so great! Especially if the only reason you were there was to watch your favorite actress, Elaine Hendrix, dance. You see, she wasn’t there because she was in the hospital, dealing with injured ribs from the week beforehand!
