I will openly admit that I think that Zoolander is going to be criminally unfunny, but is that an International crime? I don’t think so, but why else would Secretary of State John Kerry being hanging out with the cast of Zoolander in London? Was he called in to save Ben Stiller, Owen and Luke Wilson, Kristen Wiig and
Justin Theroux’s a$$es?
Here’s how Mr Jennifer Aniston explained what was happening, “Secretary of State John Kerry appoints new cabinet to solve all worlds problems with a couple of super corny jokes.” Before you think the United States has a bigger problem than who is running for President, he then added, “Cabinet fired after Secretary realizes no one is remotely qualified to handle serious matters of global importance.” Just like most of the people running for POTUS.
