John Legend just launched a new video series talking about songs he has written about Chrissy Teigen. The first song he discusses is Splash off of his album Legend, which comes out on September 9th.
The EGOT winner didn’t say how the song is about his wife; he just played the lyrics and let us figure that out with our imaginations. And I so wish he didn’t.
Why? Here are the lyrics: “Let the water purify me. Wanna be baptized. Taste those thighs. Make ’em touch the sky.
Purify me. Bring me to life. Each and every time. That I take a dive in that splish, splash.
I’m swimming in it right now. I’m spending every night in your splish, splash.
The deeper that we go. You feeling every stoke.
Splish, splash, splish, splash, splash, splash.
I’m swimming in it right now. I’m spending every night in your splish, splash., yeah.”
Legend is obviously singing about her wet vagina. And it sounds like she gets really wet because why else would he describe it as a Splash?
And with that, I know more about the couple than I ever wanted to know. Will I ever be able to look at them the same way? I don’t think so. Can you?
