Tonight on SyFy at 9p Mega Piranha premieres and you are not going to want this mega awesome movie!
Ever since I was kid and my dad made me watch the original Piranha movie, I always make sure to watch movies about them because they are such evil f*ckers. So when I saw heard the title for the this week’s movie of the week on SyFy I had to get a review screener for it and it was better than I thought. I knew the movie was going to be mega good and because if Piranha are evil little f*ckers when they are small, what are they were going to be like when they are size of cars!
I knew this movie was going to be great when it starts off with two people devoured with in the first few minutes of the flick by the evil little f*ckers and I was already laughing. After their blood surfaces to the water, we watch as the US ambassador and his friends and their boat in Venezuela were all swallowed up by the little guys. Who would ever think that piranha could eat people and boat whole, so the world thinks it is a terrorist attack. Barry Williams aka Greg Brady is the Secretary of the US and he sends Paul Logan down to check out what happened. Once there Logan meets Tiffany who tells him she thinks it was hwe stolen experiment of piranha that grow twice their size every 36 hours and are invincible. Obviously no one believes her, but when they find a piece of the boat with teeth mark her story starts to have some validity. So Tiffany and Logan try to stop these the piranha before they get to big while trying not to be captured by the Venezuelan military who wants them all out of their country. Logan and Tiffany’s attempt to stop the piranha while they are still small fails and by the end of the first hour they are the size of cars and they destroy the village they were all in. The piranha fly into buildings and totally destroy them, while the successful ones eat everything and everyone in their site. When there is no one left to eat they start to swim north and head for Florida. Will Logan and Tiffany be able to stop them before they reach Miami or will they be swallowed up whole by the Mega Piranha? Tune into SyFy at 9p to find out.
Seriously Mega Piranha is mega fun and mega good! A good horror movie never takes it seriously and just has a lot of fun with the subject it is about. Everyone who worked on Mega Piranha had a lot of fun creating a bunch of piranha that can swallow up people whole and destroy whatever is in its path. There is a lot of bloodshed and destruction and that is also the sign of a great campy horror movie…that and one that leaves you laughing with enjoyment. Seriously check out Mega Piranha tonight on SyFy at 9p and create a drinking game that every time the piranha kill a person you have to drink! If you play that game you will be sh!tfaced by the end of it! That and you would have watched one of the best original movies that SyFy has ever created!!!
