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Snooki is a lightweight |
| December 29th, 2011 under Snooki, VH1/MTV. [ Comments: 1 ]
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I had heard that Snooki lost a lot weight, but wow you can really see it in these picture. She barely looks like the Oompa-Loompa we know her as on Jersey Shore. She has gotten so skinny, she probably gets drunk a quicker now. Although she was always a lightweight in that area.
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It will be a fake tan orange Christmas! |
| November 14th, 2011 under VH1/MTV. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Just when you think that Christmas is somewhat sacred and could possibly be Jersey Shore free, I am here to break it to you that it won’t be because now you can get three ornaments of the MTV stars to hang on your Christmas tree. That’s right you can decorate your holiday pine tree with a plasticer Snooki, The Situation and Pauly D, if for some sick reason you want to do so? I don’t know what Kurt Adler was thinking when they came up with this idea for tree decorations and I hope Santa leaves some coal in their stocking because of it. I mean you have to feel for poor Saint Nick for having to look at the three of them hanging from so many trees.
Now having said that, I would totally get them if the strings that are used to hang them were around their necks and not on the top of their heads. I bet you Kurt Adler would sell a lot more of them if they did…
Oh wait I thought of another great reason to get them, you can smush them! That is what they mean when they say smush, right?
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All eliminated reality stars should handle their eliminations like this… |
| September 9th, 2011 under VH1/MTV. [ Comments: none ]
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(starts at 38:30 in)
via Jimmy Kimmel Live
Just when you think that man has evolved from being an ape, Johnny from VH1’s Ton of Money proves we have not. After he was eliminated, the loser did something I have only seen when I went to The Bronx Zoo. You have to see it because seeing is the only believing and you wouldn’t believe it otherwise.
It is the first time in a long time that I am happy VH1 is not showing videos like El DeBarge’s Who’s Johnny?
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Amy Fisher claims the Celebrity Rehab producers threaten to make her look bad |
| August 22nd, 2011 under VH1/MTV. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Amy Fisher took the Twitter yesterday to say that the Celebrity Rehab producers threatened to make her look bad unless she did what they wanted. She says that she refused, so she went on a long rant how she is not an addict and that they paid her to be on the show. She added that the producers only turned on her when she wouldn’t sit down with Mary Jo, you know the woman whose husband she was having an affair with and then shot in the face leaving her face partially paralyzed:
Here is what she said on Twitter last night as her episode of Celebrity Rehab aired on VH1.
Guys,FYI,Celeb Rehab is a paid show. It is not scripted but edited for your entertainment.I agreed to a post show interview during which time they told me I had to revisted my tabloid episode from 20 yrs past.I would not agree and they threatened they would make me look bad if I did not comply.I told they go ahead, it ain’t like they r the first. F Celeb Rehab.It is a fake show. It is all about ratings!!!
Mary Jo was PAID for Celeb Rehab final episodes. She was suposed to say “nice” things about me “moving on” but when I refused to sit with her the producers got nasty, threatened me and changed it to make me look like a bad person.
And besides it is a show about “addiction” not tabloid ratings. I was always “sober”. I went on the show b/c the paycheck really helped me. Guys, Celeb Rehab uses clever editing. Its not real Most reality shows r scams.I know 4 a fact celeb rehab is b/c I was there.ask @k8major …when you don’t “comply, they make u look bad.
And for those thinking I was in rehab.LOL, a producer called me, offered me $ to go on the show. To silence past guests they tell them they are working on reality shows just for them. It works. They promised me the same thing, it’s a joke
And it’s my birthday…as if it didn’t suck enough
I do know the final episodes Of Celeb Rehab I will look like a bad person.Producer told me if I did not comply they would destroy me
Keep in mind though,they didn’t “destroy” me all season,only decided to hurt me when I wouldn’t “comply” when they came to my home last week
You guys be the judge…don’t be fooled
So I guess we will see on Sunday if they edit her to look badly and her claims are true…
BTW former-Celebrity Rehaber Mackenzie Philllips sent a Tweet to the Long Island Lolita, “I never experienced what you’re saying abt celeb rehab. Neither has anyone else that I know of, for that matter. @drdrew”. To which she responded by saying, “I’m glad u had a good expierence.My bad expierence was with producers not Dr.Drew.xo”
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The Situation doesn’t kiss and count |
| February 18th, 2011 under VH1/MTV. [ Comments: none ]
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The Situation will be on Ellen this Monday and she asked the Jersey Shore ab man how many woman he has kissed.
Ellen: If you had to guess, if someone said, “How many girls have you kissed?” How many girls? Let’s just guess.
Mike: In what time period are we talking about?
Ellen: Like in the 3 years, how many girls have you kissed?
Mike: Wow, 3 years. Ummm, I really don’t keep count.
Ellen: Okay, let’s narrow it down. I hope you don’t keep count. Let’s say a year. How many girls have you kissed?
Mike: Well, I like to kiss girls so….I’d have to say, ummm. We’re guessing?
Ellen: Yes.
Mike: Do you want to guess?
Ellen: I’m going to guess like 1000.
Mike: You never know, that could be close. I’m joking. I really don’t know. I don’t know.
Ellen: Yes, you do.
Mike: I don’t know. I really don’t keep count.
I don’t know about you, but I am thinking the reason he doesn’t count is not because he doesn’t want to but because he doesn’t know how to count past 21???
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