Are you like me and didn’t watch the MTV Movie awards? Well according to what I read, these were the best segments from the show. So instead of wasting 2 hours on it we only had to waste less than 15 minutes of our time. I was shocked how well Tom Cruise could move, not only in that fat suit but in general. Although I don’t get why MTV was so hot on having Tom Cruise do Les Grossman because Tropic Thunder is so two years ago. I thought they wanted to be relevant, why else would they have New Moon sweep the awards show otherwise?
Well at least they were relevant by giving Sandra Bullock the MTV Generation Award because last year was her movie year and having her BFF Betty White give it to her was also smart because this is her year! I loved how Betty described all of Sandra’s movies, she is just so witty! I also loved Sandra’s classy speech. You have to hand it to her for having such grace under such tough circumstances. As she said let’s move on!
But before we do, you got to love since she kissed Scarlett Johansson’s husband Ryan Reynolds in The Proposal, that it was only fair she got to kiss Scarlett too. Even though Ryan wasn’t able to be there, you know that he enjoyed seeing his wife kissing his co-star and is totally dreaming of a three-way between them. The one person who probably didn’t enjoy that smooch was Jesse James who kissed that opportunity goodbye. I hope that kiss gave him nightmares because he so deserves it for what he did to her. At least now she has Louis in her life, he is more of man than Jesse is.
Ever wonder if Tom Cruise would be the Top Gun star that is he today (OK before 2005) if he kept pants on in Ricky Business. Well thanks to this promo for this Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards we are learning that Les Grossman was the one who did the Mission Impossible and if it wasn’t for All the Right Moves he did we might not have ever really cared about Jerry Maguire. I am not sure if I should be grateful or upset that he saved the movie and showed us a Firm Tom Cruise in just his tighy whities, a button down shirt and tube sock. I guess I will issue a Minority Report and be grateful because Cruise actually did do some good movies, just sadly he has done a lot of sh!tty ones too starting with the Born on the 4th of July.
BTW here is something for you Twihards, MTV Movies Award’s producer Les Grossman spoke with the two Tom Cruises of the Millennium, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner who will be at the Awards show this Sunday.
So you know how Heidi Montag made an audition tape for Michael Bay to replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3? Well Sir Ben Kingsley made one of his own like Heidi’s and shared it with George Lopez on Lopez Tonight. After watching his audition tape, I think he proves why he has an Oscar and she has…what does she have? Oh she has silicone boobs and that will get her parts in movies. You know the ones that go straight to DVD…if she is lucky.
BTW I love that she says she left her husband Spencer Pratt to further her acting career. Guess she waited to long because Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was cast in Transformers 3 instead of The Hills star that increased her hills.
Just over a year of legally being married, Heidi Montag has moved out of the house she shared with Spencer Pratt. According to TMZ she left him because she felt she was being held hostage by him. They added that the final straw for her is when he called the cops on her mom earlier this month. Finally they said that she thinks she is losing out on roles because of him. Yeah, that is why she is losing out on roles.
Personally I thought if anyone was going to leave anyone in this relationship it would be him. You know because when they got married he married a woman and about mid-way through she turned into a plastic doll.
So what will Heidi do without her husband? She has already found a new partner to do a reality show with because according to TMZ she begins filming her new show with Jennifer Bunney in July. Let me add that to the list of shows I will never ever watch.
So there is a new video sharing site called Babelgum and they have recreated two of MTV’s biggest reality shows Jersey Shore and The Hills with little kids. The kids’ ages might only be single digits, but they are more mature than the people they are impersonating and better actors!
OMG! How freaking awwwdorable and right on is the Jersey Shore one? I love how the kid who played The Situation kept showing his “Situation.” And I think the little girl who played Snooki might actually be taller than the real one. Seriously I have seen the real one in person and believe me it is not that hard to do.
Now let’s move on to the The Hills. Make sure to watch it all the way through because what they did to Heidi Montag is f*cking brilliant. Plus the girl who plays Audrina got her infamous pose, you know which one I am talking about. BTW I have never seen the show (because I am sadist and not a masochist), do the people on The Hills really keep their mouths open like that?
Two fist pumps up to Babbelgum on these cute recreations!
