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After Surreal Life, Strange Love and Celebrity Rehab I never thought I would saythat Brigitte Nielsen looks good but here I am saying it. The 47 year old actually looked amazing at the The Square Mile Masked Ball and it could be because her face is covered with a mask?
BTW also after Strange Love I never would’ve thought that she would be still be with Mattia Dessì, but the two look happy even after 4 years of marriage. Good for them!
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The cast of Jersey Shore rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this morning and I am hoping that doesn’t crash the stock market. If any group of people can devalue the American dollar it is them. Although now that they signed their new lucrative contracts with MTV, maybe they will be investing some of their earnings and that can raise the value of the stocks they put their money into? You stocks like fake tanning products, hair gel and condoms.
BTW knowing them, they probably thought that the New York Stock Exchange was clothing store they haven’t been to yet because it was south of SoHo!
So I really haven’t watched MTV since they were about music television and showed these things called music videos. So maybe that is why I never heard of the show called Silent Library that I guess has been on for two seasons already because season three debuts June 28th. It is not the fact that I haven’t heard of the show that made me feel old, but it was the names that they announced for their celebrities who will be on the show. All Time Low, Hey Monday, The New Boyz Iyaz, Honor Society, Aubrey O’Day, Stereo Skyline, Anarbor, Just Kait, and Never Shout Never will all be the big names tackling the challenges on the show. Except for Honor Society and Aubrey O’Day I have never heard of any of those names. Am I that old or are they that unknown? Seriously I haven’t felt this ancient since the Grammys Best New Artist noms and at the time I only heard of one of the nominees. Now I have heard of two of them.
It wasn’t only the names that made me feel old, but how stupid the challenges were. They were funny when I was in high school and college, but now they seem moronic to me. Oh crap I am old. Does anyone know if they have internet access at Shady Pines because I think I am going to check myself in!
BTW there was another “celebrity name” I recognized from the list and that was Nadya Suleman aka Octomom who will be on the show on July 6th. Maybe I will check that episode.
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John Mayer and Jersey Shore’s The Situation met up at the CMT Awards because you know those two are as country as carpetbaggers. But anyways back to them, the two of them had an ab showdown and what we learned is John Mayer’s abs are a really sad situation. His belly is all bloated and hairy. Hopefully The Situation is giving him tips how to get that tummy in better shape and where to get a wax job.
BTW if I were Mayer’s fans in Europe I would be pissed that he cancelled all those concerts and yet he looks perfectly healthy to me.
Maybe because I am from NYC, but I understand why people from New Jersey are embarrassed by the show Jersey Shore. I am not sure if most people understand how much they hate the show, but I think Chris Rock’s reaction to Snooki on The Tonight Show pretty much explains how a lot people from the Garden State feel about the show. You can tell that he wants to distance himself from Snooki and what Jersey Shore represents. What is even worse she is from Poughkeepsie, NY which is 90 minutes from New York City and so dosen’t represent Jersey or NYC and people think that is what people from the Shore are like. I have family there, so I am not dissing Poughkeepsie but Snooki.
BTW the main reason I posted this video is because Jay Leno made a funny. When Chris Rock says he doesn’t know what a fist pump is Snooki asks him if he has been living under a rock to which Leno responds say his wife has!!! That was a good one Jay. Did I just admit that? Maybe Snooki brings out his wild side?
