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Hey Tyra Banks, hasn’t Britney Spears been through enough?
October 5th, 2021 under Dancing with the Stars, Tyra Banks. [ Comments: 1 ]

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Tonight was Britney Spears’ night on Dancing with the Stars. So, of course, Tyra Banks dressed up as the singer.

There are just so many problems with that. The model, 47, is too old to copy a look that Britney wore when she was a teen. And as a model, she should know what looks flattering on her and what doesn’t. Neither dress made her look like she was ready to walk the runway. The only carpet she seems ready to walk is an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Banks likes that we are talking about her costumes. What she doesn’t get is that we are laughing at her because we think she looks like a joke.


Caption Tyra Banks’ dress!
September 28th, 2021 under Caption the Celeb, Dancing with the Stars, Tyra Banks. [ Comments: 1 ]

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Tyra Banks wants to be the Belle of the Ball. However, she is the joke of the ballroom. The Dancing with the Stars host wants the show to be all about her, so she wears the most ridiculous styles.

Instead of laughing with her, we are laughing at her. So yesterday, when she wore this Julian Mendez Couture maroon gown, people on Twitter were having a field day comparing it to things like the coronavirus or the little dinosaurs that killed Newman in Jurassic Park. All I see are the annoying paper lanterns you have to put together.

What do you see? Don’t hold back.


Tyra Banks screwed up the bottom two on Dancing with the Stars
October 6th, 2020 under Dancing with the Stars, Tyra Banks. [ Comments: none ]

Dancing with the Stars screwed up when they fired Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews, and then they hired Tyra Banks to replace them. Tonight, she screwed up when she announced the wrong bottom two.

Her first mistake was there were three couples left on the stage when she announced who was in the bottom two. Then, when she announced which two couples were there, she got it wrong. The former model said it was Anne Heche and Keo Motsepe, and Vernon Davis and Peta Murgatroyd. However, the latter couple was safe, and Monica Aldama and Valentin Chmerkovskiy were not.

When Banks was live on the air, she blamed the control room. However, after the show, she tweeted, “Wowzers. Live TV. Wrong name on cards. So challenging to deal with moments like these. But we power through.” So which one is it?

The biggest mistake of all was thinking she could handle hosting on live television. She cannot. We knew that after America’s Got Talent. Hopefully, ABC will correct their mistake and get a new host for their next season.

Oh, and whoever is dressing her from head to toe is doing as bad of a job as her hosting.


Tom Bergeron has the best response to Tyra Banks stealing his DWTS job
July 15th, 2020 under Dancing with the Stars, Tom Bergeron, Tyra Banks. [ Comments: none ]

Tom Bergeron/Instagram

Two days ago, Tom Bergeron announced that he was fired from Dancing with the Stars. Yesterday, we found out who is going to replace him. For some reason, ABC thinks people will want to watch Tyra Banks instead of him. They are wrong.

Anyways, today Bergeron responded to news of his replacement by saying, “I guess I won’t be getting back my monogrammed towels.” Get it because they have the same initials?

His sense of humor is why we are going to miss him on the dancing competition show.

Like I said yesterday, I hope that if Fox fires Nick Cannon from The Masked Singer that they consider giving the job to Bergeron. The Taco would be perfect.


DWTS fired Tom Bergeron for Tyra Banks
July 14th, 2020 under Dancing with the Stars, Tom Bergeron, Tyra Banks. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday, Tom Bergeron revealed that he was not asked back to host Dancing with the Stars. Today, ABC announced that Tyra Banks will replace him and Erin Andrews. Not only will she be hosting, but she will also be an executive producer.

They are taking the show into a new direction, a direction I have no interest in seeing. Who likes Tyra? I mean she was so bad on America’s Got Talent, that she only did one season. If she couldn’t survive doing that, how is she going to handle doing this show?

Another worrying thing about the press release is that there are three things are missing from it. Those three things are Bruno Tonioli, Carrie Ann Inaba, and Len Goodman. I wonder if the show is thinking of replacing them. They better not because if there are too many changes, and they will lose viewers faster than the Quickstep.

Now, let’s circle back to Bergeron. If Fox fires Nick Cannon from Masked Singer, then I hope they give the job to the Taco. Wouldn’t that be the perfect FU to ABC? Something they need for doing this.


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