Ever wonder what happens to this obnoxious little brats on Toddlers & Tiaras like do they grow up to be the prostitutes that their mothers dress them up to be when they compete in the pageants? Well Funny or Die got the story of one those Little Misses and turns out that they still compete even when they are old enough to rent a car without their stage moms. Sad, but true.
BTW I think it was perfect casting for Leah Remini to play Ashley Tisdale’s mom because not does she look like her, but she is old enough for the role!!!
Seriously does any one give a sh!t that the boring Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are getting married? Well for some reason TLC thinks we do because they are going to air their wedding as special. The network that had a major jump in ratings when they were one of the many stations airing the Royal Wedding, thinks that airing America’s Dullest Celebrity Couple will do the same. What is going through their minds because even Jessica Simpson could care less about their big day.
I just don’t get it. They both don’t have any personality, to me they are like wet noodles. I am sure there nuptials will be nice, but so what. I can watch My Best Friend’s Wedding or Wedding Crashers if I need a fix instead.
It is like TLC asked every celebrity who is getting married if they could televise their nuptials and they are the ones who said yes.
So will you watch the couple say I do when TLC airs them a few weeks after the big day?
TLC’s My Strange Addiction has done some very intense segments on the show that airs Wednesdays at 9p and now they are doing one on a man who considers a life-size doll. According to the website, Davecat ” eats meals with her, shops for her, dresses her and is convinced she returns back the same type of affection.” I am not going to comment because let’s be real it is very easy.
What I will say is when I saw the video it reminded me of the song written by Andy Summers for The Police called Be My Girl, Sally. If you have never heard the song listen to it below and you will understand why!
We have all heard of furries, but Laura is different than them. Unlike furries, her dressing up like a stuffed animal is not for sexual fetish means. According to TLC’s My Strange Addiction, “Lauren can’t imagine going to a party or social event without wearing her fur suit. She’s completely dedicated to her “fursona” — designing and sewing her costume well into the night, it even takes priority to finding a job.” I don’t have a problem with her hiding behind her mask, but I don’t even want to imagine what she must smell like when the suit comes off?
BTW I wonder why she doesn’t try to get a job at the Happiest Place on Earth because I think if she did she would be the Happiest Person on Earth!
American Chopper’s Mikey has been growing out his beard for a while and he finally decided to shave it off. Now that he has cleaned up his act after reportedly entering rehab at the end of last year, he decided to clean up his face too and get rid of that hairy beast. Once he lost the overgrown fur ball, he actually looked his age and not his father’s. Hopefully now he will get a haircut too to go with his new look!
BTW you can watch him Thursdays on TLC at 9p on American Chopper!
