Twitter lets celebrities share their thoughts in 140 characters or less and sometimes what they say really leaves me dulbfounded. Today’s Words of Wizdumb comes from Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock who said, “Watching America’s Got Talent. I make a woman’s liver quiver w/ a single eyebrow. Whats your talent?” Ummm, what the hell does that mean? Why do you want to make a woman’s liver quiver? I never felt a quiver in my liver. Although when I have seen him do that thing with his eyebrow it makes another part of my body quiver…
So what can you do that make someone’s liver quiver?
Dwayne Johnson Tweeted the above picture and said, “Rumors of my death are false – Im still “Bringin’ It’ 24hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year – including leap year!” and all I can focus on his tongue. You know the expression, “Don’t stick out your tongue, unless you intend on using it”? Well DJ, you are sticking out your tongue…
Seriously don’t tell me you haven’t thought that he would be The Rock in bed? You know he has to be good with all of those muscles. And c’mon you know there is one muscle on him that has to be built like a rock! Plus we know he knows how to wrestle! I am willing to be his field post, if he wants to score a touchdown… So Dwayne, Rock me like Hurricane!!!
After watching the teaser trailer for The Rock’s new movie Faster, I have no idea what it is about. But the one thing I do know for sure is that it is a dick flick with capital D I C K. Seriously we know there will be car chases, gun fights, a strip club scene and I am sure explosions. Boys who cares about a plot, when you have all of that? I am sure the movie will do well when it comes out in November no matter what it is about.
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Dwayne Johnson debuted his new shaved head with a thick goatee at a press conference for Faster in Cancun and he just scared the crap out of me. I know that The Rock was a wrestler before he was a huge movie star, but that look makes him seem like he is going back to his old profession. Seriously am I the only who will be having nightmares tonight because of the Tooth Fairy, you know kind of like after you saw that movie and realized how bad it was?
OK, now I have to end this post on a positive note because I don’t want my fellow alum to be mad at me because you know he could really hurt me, so here is a picture of him smiling where he doesn’t look as scary.
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Yesterday Dwayne Johnson was at our Alma Mater, University of Miami giving the commencement speech (I don’t think they’ll ask me to do one) and by the looks of his expressions they were anything but Rock solid!!! My favorite one is the Popeye, he should do that one more often!
BTW I can’t wait to see my alumnus (can you tell I took 3 semesters of Latin at UM?) in Tooth Fairy on January 22nd.
