Sharon Osbourne Tweeted the above picture before she did tonight’s America’s Got Talent and I think she looks like she about to walk on to the set of Three’s Company instead. Seriously with her red hair and that Moo-Moo, doesn’t she look like Mrs Roper? If Audra Lindley was still with us, I am sure she would ask the AGT judge where she got that dress.
Kelly Osbourne claims a Delta flight left an impression on her and she took the Twitter to show us how just how much. She Tweeted the above picture and said, “Thank you so much Delta 4 this wonderful black eye Fix your f*cking seats Getting smashed in the face w/ a tv is so fun” Even though she hates the airline, she did have some praise about her trip, “regardless to how sh!t @delta is the stewardess really looked after me! She was amazing!”
So how did Delta give her a black eye, her is what she says happened “Really?The asshole infront of me almost knocked me out putting her seat back Might get a black eye Im going2 kick her seat all the way to LA.” Then she added, “After kicking her seat form giving me a black she confronted me and laughed at the fact she gave me a black eye! What a ‪#EuroTrashCunt”
Maybe next time she should fly JetBlue. If the same thing would’ve happened on that airline, I could have titled this post Kelly Osbourne flies Jet Black and Blue. But I don’t I think I will ever be doing a post like that because I love flying JetBlue and I have never had any issues flying them.
Now when it comes to her injury, I feel bad for her because that totally sucks.
BTW this her second flying horror story in a month, in June she got so drunk on a flight from Los Angeles to Atlanta that she had to be helped off according to The NY Daily News. Maybe she consider traveling by ground only for a little while?
Sharon Osbourne was on Conan O’Brien’s TBS late night show yesterday and he asked her why Simon Cowell wants to fire her. She thinks it is because she said he suffers from small pen!s syndrome and that is why he has to brag that he banged all of those women. Then Conan said he knows about “small pen!ses” but once he realized what he just said he totally backtracked on that statement. So I wonder is that his way of admitting he is like Cowell down there?
And talking about down there, Sharon also told Conan about the nude picture that her husband Ozzy Osbourne Tweeted her. He was standing their butt naked with a rose coming out of his arse. I hope he made sure the stem was thornless or that will hurt like the Dickens when he pulls it out. But then again according to Sharon it sounds like it might hurt when he pulls his big willy out, so maybe it is about time he experienced the pain…
Jack Osbourne just became a dad two weeks ago and instead of enjoying being a new father he found out he has Multiple Sclerosis. He told People, “I was just angry and frustrated and kept thinking, ‘Why now?'” He then added, “I’ve got a family and that’s what’s supposed to be the most important thing.” Hopefully they caught it early and he can get on the right medication and regiment to ease symptoms from the illness so he can he can enjoy his daughter.
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Sharon Osbourne is a brand new grandmother, so I guess she didn’t have time to put on her face before she ran out to do some errands. You know what I think the granny looks better without all of the eyeliner and such, that maybe she consider doing it more often. What do you think of the America’s Got Talent judge without any makeup?
