So CNN was going live outside a thing called a bookstore (you know the place that sells paper versions of what we read on our Kindles) when a man jumped in front of the camera telling people to vote David Arquette and not Nancy Grace. Well someone went all Nancy Grace on a$$, grabbed him out of the camera’s view and then you hear the guy screaming, “Ow! Ow! Ow! Hey what the fuck are you doing, Mother F*cker?†We can’t see what happened, but I am sure we will hear all about it when Benjy Bronk appears on Howard Stern, the radio show he is a regular on. I guess Bababooey is so five years ago.
BTW what he did was wrong, but what the person who grabbed him did to him is even worse.
David Arquette, the biggest male star to do Dancing with the Stars this season, sizes up his competition tonight on The Late Show on CBS at 11:35p. When I say sizes up competition, I mean he told David Letterman about Rob Kardashian’s “fantastic butt!” And you know what he is right! It is like half watermelon’s in his slacks!
BTW I never realized what an awful laugh the Scream star has. Seriously isn’t it like a nervous girl laughing at the bad joke the cute guy in school just told her?
David Arquette Tweeted the above picture and said, “Not intended for anyone under 18 years of age. Click at your own risk.” Well since when anyone says something like click at your own risk, I click! So since I suffered though that picture, I figured why should I suffer alone.
Now that I have absorbed that image in my head, I wonder if those shorts he got in Rome are showing his actual size? Only Courteney Cox would know.
David Arquette Tweeted the above photo and said, “Going to a wedding – opted for the suave but slightly sleazy stash”. You know not only does he look suave, he also looks sexy. I never thought I would say that, but I am.
David Arquette went to San Diego Comic Con and posted this picture of him surrounded by three cops and a placard saying he was busted for Indecent Exposure. So was Courteney Cox’s husband(?) busted for showing something I know don’t want to see? Nope it was just him playing with some people at the convention. They haven’t used placards in mug shots for a long time. But for a second it was nice to think he did a Pee Wee!
