Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Have you ever wondered if porn stars have sex when she is on her period? Well, you don’t have to wonder anymore because Stormy Daniels answered that question on The Surreal Life.

The answer is yes. But, ewww. How do they get around it? The actress revealed the secret of how they still do it during that time of the month. Do you want to know? I am giving you an out. They put a makeup sponge up there and let it do its magic.

In fact, Daniels admitted she uses it when she was having sex with a man who has a long dick. She said it is a cushion. Who said that reality television is not educational? I learned something new. I just wish I was having sex with a guy with whom I needed to use that tip with because of his tip.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his…umm…shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny. https://t.co/6DpDD5ELtj

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) October 16, 2018

Donald Trump has remained, mostly, silent about Stormy Daniels. Even after she revealed he has a small mushroom like pen!s.

Yesterday, she lost her defamation case against him, so today he took to Twitter to share the news. He wrote, “’Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.’ @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!”

Well, she was not going to take that lying down. Although she already did take it from him lying down. Anyways, she tweeted back, “Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his…umm…shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.”

If that diss did not make you want to high-5 her, then the next one will. She added, “I see someone finally made it to chapter 3. Also, can someone please teach Tiny about correct punctuation? We already knew you’re a con, though. #triggeredhim #slowreader #commasarehard”

I do not know why he thinks he can mess with her? She has already proven time and time again she is the Queen of witty comebacks. I would not even dare to get in a Drop the Mic battle with her. Especially, since we already know where her hand has been and what mic it has touched.

Seriously though, what has happened to America? The President of the United States is in a Twitter war with a p0rn star, who he allegedly had an affair with, and she is winning. This is far from making America great again.