Bruce Willis was on The Late Show yesterday and Stephen Colbert asked him if he still does his own stunts at 60. John McClane told him that he does, and the CBS late night host didn’t believe him and wanted him to prove it. Then the two of them got into a fight that was so epic, they were willing to die hard in order to prove that he was right. When it was over they showed us that it is much better to leave the stunt work to the stuntmen. That and what a Family Guy fight would like between Peter and the Chicken in real life.
Yippie Ki Ay!
The other day Donald Trump whined to Matt Lauer about what a tough life he had. He actually had to take a small loan from his father for $1 million when he started out. That’s right, to him a $1,000,000 is a small amount.
Stephen Colbert wants to see just how small of an amount of money that is to him, so The Late Show host asked him to donate that amount to a charity that is close to the CBS late night host’s heart. The Presidential candidate asked CNN to donate money to a charity of his choice, why can’t Colbert ask The Donald to donate to The Harlem Children’s Zone. Let’s see if he will do it.
I mean we know he will spend sh!tloads of money on himself to run for President, why can’t he spend his chump change to help someone else. A lot of someone elses. That will truly help to make America Great Again.
Do you think he will do it?
Ruth Wilson insisted that the actresses on The Affair aren’t the only ones who show their orgasmic faces. On Friday, when she was on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert asked her about that. Then he suggested that they both show what their faces look like when they orgasm. Only problem is, you can’t an orgasmic face on CBS. He found a way around it. Instead of showing that, he used different scenarios that kind of cause the same look.
So watch as the two of them do their best non-orgasmic orgasmic faces. Then after you watch, tell me if you think if that Mrs Colbert is or is not a lucky woman to see that whenever she has sex with the CBS late night host.
Stephen King is our modern day William Shakespeare, and who wouldn’t love to have writing tips from the horror master? Stephen Colbert got him to do just that on The Late Show on Friday. What are his tips? You just have to watch and learn. Then you will be grateful he is a writer and not an artist because that would be a real horror if he were one.
Before Stephen Colbert knew how to communicate as a host of The Late Show, he had an employee who didn’t know how to communicate with him when he was at Second City. What a hairdo he had when he was 26 in that 1990 improvised bit. Even though he has changed up the hair, I think he is still wearing that same suit.
