This Fourth of July is different than anyone we have experienced before, but we will get through it. Next year, it will be better with even more fireworks.
That is unless the animals take over. You know because they hate fireworks and will ban them!
Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers who did not have to go on Maury to find out if they are the father.
Thank you also to fathers who stayed around and made sure their kids turned out to be the best that can be by teaching them right from wrong, how to laugh, how to fish, and how to get away things with mom!
This Mother’s Day is unlike anyone we have ever experienced before. This year mothers all over the world took on bigger responsibilities because of the coronavirus pandemic, and they never complain. Therefore, we need to make them feel even more special than they already are. Make sure to tell every mother you know, “I love you.” Even if she is not your own.
Since this Easter feels like a horror movie, why not spend the day watching horror movies based on the holiday like I do every year. Just make sure to send the kids out on an Easter egg hunt in the backyard without any eggs. That will keep them busy for hours.
To those of you who celebrate Passover, Happy Passover from Jack Black and I.
Just one request. Please, don’t keep your doors open for Elijah this year. If ever there was year that the messiah wanted to visit, it is this one. I don’t know about you, but I am not ready for end of days. Even though it feels like it.
