South Park will not be on tomorrow; instead, it will be back on August 6th. We know that because Trey Parker and Matt Stone shared a teaser from next week’s episode. And I hate that we have to wait eight days for that episode.
The video starts out with Cartman as Charlie Kirk. Mr. Gums & Forehead thought it was so funny that he made it his Twitter profile photo. Let’s see if he feels the same next week after the episode airs.
Then, we see that Mr. Mackey joined ICE, and the Devil is still acting like Melania to Trump.
That is what they have planned now. A lot can happen between now and the 6th, and I am sure they will be adding more to the episode as the Trump world turns.
I hope it is as good as last week’s, even though I still can’t get that naked Trump image out of my head.
On that note, they shared two behind-the-scenes photos from that scene. If you want to see them, then click here!
I have seen animated nudity on South Park before, but I was not prepared to see what I saw yesterday on the 27th season premiere of South Park.
They went after Donald Trump, just as he goes after everyone else. And unlike the president, what Trey Parker and Matt Stone did was hysterical. I am still laughing.
Since they use animation that does not require a lot of time to produce, they were able to incorporate current jokes, such as Stephen Colbert’s cancellation and the addition of cane sugar to Coke.
But it didn’t stop there. There is also a rumor, started by Trump, that part of the settlement with Paramount is that Skydance will do PSAs for him. Well, Parker and Stone did their own PSA for him. They had a live-action version of him walking in the desert in a suit, and slowly stripping down until he was naked. Then, we see him fall to the sand, exposing his huge ass. Finally, he turns over and his “teeny tiny penis” rises up and endorses the PSA.
It is an image I will never unsee. But it is also something I can’t stop laughing at, just like I can’t stop laughing at the portrait they made of Trump having a smaller penis than David.
Oh, and did I mention that they literally had him bed with the Devil, which we all assumed, just like the Epstein Files.
Side note. After I watched the episode, I spoke to my blind friend, and I told her it was a good thing that she could not see the naked Donald Trump. And she laughed, but not as hard as she did during the episode! Now, both of us can’t wait for Paramount+ to add audio description to the episode to hear how they describe those scenes.
The little things in life that make the world a better place.
Finally, I don’t expect South Park to be cancelled, no matter how much Trump cries and threatens to stop the merger. That is because Paramount signed a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount this week. Do you know how much it would cost to break it?
It is Christmas in July because Comedy Central picked up South Park for 50 new episodes. But wait, it gets better. All 26 previous seasons will be available to stream on Paramount+ for the first time.
“Trey and I and the whole South Park crew are grateful for this extension and this deal. We want to thank Chris McCarthy and Keyes Hill-Edgar for years of great partnership and are looking forward to continuing to make South Park for the next five years,” said Matt Stone.
Added Trey Parker, “We are grateful for this opportunity and deeply honored by the trust placed in us. This is about more than a contract — it’s about our commitment to this organization, our teammates, and our fans. We’re focused on building something special and doing whatever it takes to bring championships to this city.”
Christmas came really early for Stone and Parker because their new five-year deal is worth $300 million per year for a total of $1.5 billion.
South Park was scheduled to air its first new episode in two years on July 9th, but Comedy Central announced today that it will now air on July 23rd.
The show’s creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, are not happy about it, to say the least. What they said was, “THIS MERGER IS A SHITSHOW AND IT’S FUCKING UP SOUTH PARK. WE ARE AT THE STUDIO WORKING ON NEW EPISODES AND WE HOPE THE FANS GET TO SEE THEM SOMEHOW.”
They are not wrong. Paramount should be kissing their asses and try to make them as happy as possible. The animated sitcom is their most popular show, and it makes a lot of money in syndication and streaming. That is, if Paramount could get them a new deal. Something that they are also not happy about.
I am not happy for them. I am also not happy that Paramount settled with Donald Trump for $16 million over Kamala Harris’ interview on 60 Minutes. By doing so, they are saying it is acceptable for the government to disregard the First Amendment and dictate what the news reports about them. It is a very dangerous decision they made for what I assume is a way of guaranteeing that they get this merger approved. I hope that everyone who approved this settlement will be fired as soon as the merger is completed. If it goes through.
South Park doesn’t shy away from controversy. In fact, Trey Parker and Matt Stone run towards it. For example, they have taken on the COVID-19 vaccine, streaming, Only Fans (I am still not over that), and Stanley Tumblers.
On May 24th, they are tackling Ozempic, the $ 1,000-a-month weight loss medicine. In SOUTH PARK: THE END OF OBESITY, the advent of new weight loss drugs has a huge impact on everyone in South Park. When Cartman is denied access to the life-changing medicine, the kids jump into action.
I can’t wait to see the skinny of their take because you know those fat cats will destroy all those people who are taking it when they don’t have to.
