https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ6pwsu5wOk Pornhub has added a new category to their list and it is Described Video. Basically they have taken a bunch of their online videos and narrated them for the visually impaired.
Here is a description of what you can expect:
A few SFW excerpts from our new Described Video, category which features audio descriptions of our top performing videos geared toward the visually impaired. The inaugural collection of 50 enhanced-audio videos stems from the Pornhub’s top viewed straight, female-friendly, gay, bi and transsexual videos, and features voiceovers done by both professional voice actors as well as Pornhub Aria, Pornhubs’s social media personality.
Our Described Video campaign seeks to help institute a larger dialogue within Pornhub’s community with regards to how we can not only better serve the visually impaired, but to also understand how to make the site accessible to all. Each video includes special narration that has been tailored and crafted to give the user full enjoyment of the scene and includes descriptions of the models, their actions, position changes, outfits, and settings—the original audio remains intact but will act as an underscore to the scene.
But hearing is believing and you will believe this is the best thing as soon as you hear it. The first video on the list is The Kim Kardashian/Ray J sex tape and to hear it narrated had me laughing so hard, I got sick. I laughed harder than Ray J’s cock in that video.
Since we all really need a deep throat laugh this week, spend it watching Pornhub’s new category.
But in all seriousness, I think what they did is great. Why shouldn’t the visually impaired experience p0rn too. In ways, it is probably better because have you seen some of the Adult Entertainers they frequently use? It would be nicer to picture what they look like instead of seeing them!
When Viagra came out in 1998, over 500,000 men picked up the little blue in the first month. Now 17 years later, only 227 women asked their doctors for the little pink pill during that amount of time.
So why are women saying no? Bloomberg gave a few reasons for that. The pill cannot be taken with wine, which is more effective and cheaper than the pill. You see, unlike Viagra, it’s not like a woman can take one pill and be like let’s do it, lover. Like foreplay, the pill has to work its magic over time to get her in the mood. So at $26.00 a pill, a 30 day supply will cost her $780.00 and insurance doesn’t cover it.
So men, you are no better off than before the little pink pill came out. And at those prices, a nice romantic dinner, a bottle of wine and some diamond jewelry is a lot cheaper than the pill and more much effective.
BTW one woman who will never need Addyi, the pill that only 227 women have asked for, is 227’s Sandra! Sorry, how can not think of Jackee Harry when you read a story that has 227 and female Viagra in it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRvI9x0H2ms
We’ve seen the Fleshlight and now Topco has come up with a Twerking Butt Toy that shakes to the beat of music. Just like Miley Cyrus whenever she can.
Anyways the lifelike butt is not only fun for men to enjoy but women can cross those blurred lines and have fun with it too. On that note, I wonder how many of them, Robin Thicke owns?
Talking about men, here’s you chance to final get some free anal and not have to pay for it with gifts or… In the long run, the Twerking Butt is a steal for just $899.00.
On the anal front, or should I say back? Farrah Abraham and Topco have teamed together to promote her sex toy line with them in London while she is on the other side of the pond living in the Celebrity Big Brother House. That’s right, Brits can now own Farrah’s Backdoor Entry Vibrating Pussy and Ass, Farrah’s Grip-on Stroker and/or Full-On Farrah Vibrating Pussy and Ass.
Since we are giving Britain that, when are we going to David Beckham’s Golden Balls to play with it?
Forget The Vapors’ Turning Japanese (forget what they say) and Cyndi Lauper’s She Bop, because Macy Gray just wrote the ultimate song about masturbation. For over four minutes, she sang an ode to her vibrator called BOB. Which is longer than most Bob’s can go, so you can’t blame the songstress for writing a melody about him.
BOB is so catchy, I can’t stop singing it. Just like something else I can’t stop doing.
So ladies, join me is belting out the song about the toy we use below the belt! You know you are excited to have something to hum to as your hummer hums inside of you. Ooh! Aah! Ooh!
via FTV Live KTVN was reporting on the fact that Amazon is now worth more than Walmart and anchor John Potter has his theory why. He says his “friend” who works in the factory told him it is because they sell a lot of sex toys and Walmart doesn’t sell any. It wasn’t only that he expressed his theory, it was that he kept saying it over and over again. So it has to make you wonder if really has a friend who works in the factory or that is where he gets his supply of adult toys? I am thinking it’s the latter because that is just how my mind works. What do you think?
