Sex Sent Me to the ER, that airs Saturday at 9p on TLC, shows us different things we shouldn’t do when we are in the throws of it. But the show isn’t only about kissing and telling, it also educates us about other sex problems. The network is being responsible and they’re answering our questions about, literally, practicing safe sex. A viewer of the show wanted to know, “What sexual position causes the most injuries?” The answer might surprise you because it is one of the most common positions.
I mean you’d think it be one of those crazy positions you see in the Kama Sutra, and you’d be wrong. Then maybe you’d think it might be missionary, cause one thrust might send the person on the bottom through the wall. Another risky position is when the woman’s legs are in the air because with one move forward from him, her leg might break. While those positions have their risks, the most dangerous one is the Cowgirl Position. That is when the woman rides the man and believe it or not, he is the one that suffers the most injuries from sex. That because She can come down on him in such a way to bend his pen!s and he will suffer from a penile fracture. The first time I heard about that was on The Drew Carey Show, but I digress. Now, back to the broken pen!s; there are no bones in the boner, so it is actually the corpus cavernosum that breaks. Something that is very very very painful for the man, as we learned from the TLC show.
Now, I am a sadist and love to laugh at pain. So I don’t know what I would do if that happened to my man while I was riding him like the horse that he is. I probably would burst out laughing and that would not be the best the thing to do, but then again he would be leaving me unsatisfied so it is only fair. What would you do?
Now ladies and gentlemen, if you are now afraid of the Cowgirl Position, then Cosmo has a list of other positions you can try that aren’t as dangerous!
Kama Sutra might sound like a great way to heat up your sex life, but for one couple, on tonight’s Sex Sent Me to the ER at 9p on TLC, it turned their bedroom adventures chilling.
A very competitive couple were trying different positions from the Indian Book of Love, and one of them led to him falling out of bed and hurting his ankle. Embarrassed by how it happened, he refuses to get the help he really needs from paramedics. So his wife and him are off to the ER by themselves and coming up with a story to explain why his ankle has just turned to mush. Wait until you hear the story they came up with?
Then there is a pair of new parents who finally get a night out, and even though they went dancing they don’t want to be doing it standing up. So he takes her out to a pasture and they plan to work on baby #2 in his truck. When a loud noise scares the crap out of her, she snaps her body in such a way she is in extreme pain. So what caused the pain? Let’s just say it wasn’t what they expected at all and I don’t think they will be having truck sex because of it again.
Finally, the third couple go in to the ER because she is having severe pain down there. Before the doctor does the examination, the wife tells the doctor she thinks her husband is cheating on her. So everyone thinks it is an STD is causing the pain. But when his test turns out negative, we find out that is not the reason for the pain. The doctor discovers that something that is “glistening” by her cervix is. So what is it? You don’t want to miss what it is?
And you know you are dying to find out what happens with the other couples too. Can I tell you this is the first episode that really had me on the edge of the seat wanting to know what was going happen next. The couple with the pain down there, really had me excited to find out what was causing it. Actually this show has me excited every time it is on! I seriously think it is my favorite show on TV! So check it out to see why I love it so much.
Tonight at 9p Sex Sent Me to the ER is back on TLC, and the show gives new meaning to burning love.
A man walks into a hospital and asks a doctor to give him some Viagra. When the doctor refuses, he leaves without an argument. A little while later he is brought back to the doctor by a woman because he’s having a seizure. Now the doctor has to figure out what is causing the man’s seizures (yes plural) and what the woman is hiding.
Another couple are drinking at a pool party and decide to have sex in the pool. When her toe ring gets stuck in the pump, everyone at the party finds out what they were doing in there. And that is not the most embarrassing encounter the woman has before the end of the episode.
Finally there is a couple that likes to spice up their sex lives by having one day a week where they can do whatever they want in the bedroom. This time, the woman decides to let her lover use the 5 lbs Gummy Bear he bought her on her. That means melting it, have him pour it on her and then lick it off. Only problem is the melted candy burns her chest and his mouth. How will they explain their situation when they get to the hospital?
If you are depressed because you are home alone on a Saturday night, then Sex Sent Me to the ER will make you feel better about it. If you are with someone tonight, then watch the show for some new ideas! Just don’t use melted Gummy Bears, you will find out why after you watch tonight’s episode.
I sincerely didn’t know how much I missed Sex Sent Me to the ER until I watched the season premiere, and now an my emptiness for this show has been fulfilled.
TLC announced today that they picked up Sex Sent Me to the ER for 35 more episode that will start airing in the Spring. So if sex sent you to the ER, TLC wants to hear your story and I want to see it.
Seriously, who didn’t love this show that featured a 440lbs virgin who thrusted his girlfriend through a wall or the woman who had a 3 hour orgasm or the guy who was pushed out of a window by a prostitute because he didn’t have money to pay her. These were just 3 of the 12 titillating tales that have aired so far and we are get 105 more in a few months. I can’t wait.
So get the lube ready to watch your favorite show on the tube!
via HitFix Sex Sent Me to the ER is back with another episode on TLC tonight at 10p and it makes your Saturday nights even hotter.
A couple on their third date go on a hike and the guy convinces the girl to have sex on a tree. When a limb on the tree suddenly breaks, the guy’s limb suffers the consequences.
Another couple is having sex while on a vacation in Vegas when he passes out and she can’t revive him. To embarrassed to tell the ambulance drivers, she comes up with different excuses for why he is unconscious.
Finally a teenage girl is rushed to the hospital with a dislocated jaw which only gets worse when her father discovers her boyfriend with a dislocated shoulder is in the next bed.
Find out how each hot and dangerous tale ends tonight at 10p on TLC.
