Christian kids have Elf on the Shelf, Jewish kids have Mensch on a Bench, but what do Atheist kids have? Thanks to Late Night on Seth Meyers they now have Skeptic on a Stick, which really should go by Dick on a Stick because that is what he is. He ruins all the other holidays, which is good for them but it totally crushed my holiday spirit. Bah humbug!
Kathy Bates was on Late Night yesterday and she told him a story that she wasn’t supposed to from her past.
She was talking to the NBC late night host about a scene in her upcoming movie Bad Santa 2 with a pink dildo and that reminded her of an experience she had with an ex. Many years ago when she was dating a “rough guy,” they took a trip to Chicago. Outside of their hotel was a Sex Shoppe, so they stopped off to buy some toys for their stay. While they were in the elevator, her dildo went off in front of the other people that were trapped in the confined area with her. Since it was brand new, she didn’t know how to shut it off. So her Misery was literally all the buzz.
Yesterday, on Late Night it was time for another segment of Jokes Seth Can’t Tell with his writers Amber, who is an African-American female, and Jenny, who likes females. The NBC host is neither of those things, well he likes females, but you know what I mean.
Anyways they tell jokes he can’t and they told one that even made me cringe and it takes a lot to do that. That cringe-worthy laugh starts off with him going, “It was announced recently that a popular webseries about a Lesbian Vampire will be turned into a feature film.” Jenny finished it off with, “A Lesbian Vampire is like a regular Vampire except she loves having sex when you are on your period.” To which a grossed out Meyers responded by saying, “How about jokes can’t tell?”
Like I said it was cringe worthy, but it is also really funny. As long as you don’t do what I did and picture it. Unless you are in to that sort of thing. Then I don’t want to know.
Seth Meyers is in DC this week with Late Night and the White House gave him a bone. They let the NBC show put a GoPro on Bo Obama and see what the pooch does during his day. Let’s just say he is a good boy, a very good boy, unless you get on his bad side. So bad maybe we need to let him sniff around those Republicans. You know who I mean. Imagine what he can uncover if he was able to uncover what he uncovered at the end of this behind the butts video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD64xVzY250
NBC wants their stars to be friends. Now that Miley Cyrus is on The Voice, they thought that Seth Meyers and her would be total BFFs. The other day, The Late Night Late Night host hung out with her, and it was match made in TV heaven. If the TV heaven is a bad sitcom.
On a positive note, at least she gets along better with him than she does Blake Shelton in front of the cameras!
