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Who looks better in a tux: The Rock or Ryan Reynolds?
July 8th, 2021 under Gal Gadot, Netflix, Ryan Reynolds, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

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On November 12th, The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot will be starring in Red Notice on Netflix. It is such a big deal that they are all getting dressed up for the occasion.

The boys are both wearing tuxes. Who looks better dressed up to the nines? Gal Gadot, of course. That is because she is Wonder Woman, and they are just Black Adam and Deadpool.

For those of you who want to know what the film is about, here it is. An Interpol-issued Red Notice is a global alert to hunt and capture the world’s most wanted. But when a daring heist brings together the FBI’s top profiler (Johnson) and two rival criminals (Gadot, Reynolds), there’s no telling what will happen.

They say, “go big, or go home.” Therefore DJ declared, “This is my career first streaming film and I wanted to make it big and special for all the fans worldwide.”

Get to see how special it is around Thanksgiving.

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Ryan Reynolds wants to give dads a vasectomy for Fathers’ Day
June 11th, 2021 under Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]

What do most dads want for Fathers’ Days? Sex. However, that is something most of them cannot do because the things that they got from having the intercourse might come into the room.

So what do they really want? Sex with no chance of pregnancy. How can they get that? They can achieve that with anal. That is reserved for his birthdays and anniversaries. That is if he remembers the date he got married on his own. Therefore, the one way he can get safe sex is with a vasectomy.

But most men are terrified to have their boys go under the knife. Therefore, Ryan Reynolds came up with a solution. He created a drink called the Vasectomy. If you put more of his Aviation Gin than he suggested, then you will forget everything like your kids!

Therefore, don’t know what to give your baby daddy for Fathers’ Day? Give him Aviation Gin. It is the gift he won’t remember getting, but he knows he liked what you got him.

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Ryan Reynolds has the best way to get his daughter off of Baby Shark
April 26th, 2021 under Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]

Ryan Reynolds might be an actor, but that doesn’t mean he can’t have the same problems that average parents have. His 18-month-old daughter is hooked on Baby Shark, and it is making him even crazier than he already is.

However, since he and his wife are actors, there is something he can do to get the song to jump the shark with his Betty. What is it? Back when Blake Lively was pregnant with daughter #2, she made a movie called The Shallows where she is chased by a shark.

So if Betty doesn’t want tp see Mommy Shark eaten by one, she will change her habit to The Wheels on the Bu. Did either one of them star in something with a bus? Nope. she is safe to safe drive her dad crazier for months.

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LeVar Burton replaces Ryan Reynolds
April 23rd, 2021 under LeVar Burton, Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]

Ryan Reynolds is the spokesperson for his Aviation Gin, but he decided to change it up. Since everyone has been raving about LeVar Burton, he decided to have him be the spokesperson for a commercial.

As soon as Burton said his first word, you immediately knew he is the better man for the job. Read that Rainbow, Deadpool. It looks like your job is in jeopardy.

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Who do you prefer, Hugh Jackman or Ryan Reynolds?
November 10th, 2020 under Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]


Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds have been feuding for years, and now they are ready to let us settle their war. They teamed up with Sam’s Club to once and for all declare who is the more liked person. Is it the man who hosted the Oscars and the Tony multiple times, or is it the one who has never been nominated for either? Is the Wolverine or Deadpool? The Aussie or the Canadian? Is it the Greatest Showman or Van Wilder? Is it the triple threat or the single one? Is he really a single one?

Well, you can tell how I voted, how are you going to vote? How do you vote? That is easy. You go to SamsClub.com/TheFeud and buy either Jackman’s coffee or Reynolds’ gin. They will not be the only ones getting a reward, so with their chosen charities. Each purchase of Laughing Man Coffee supports coffee farmers throughout the world. While every bought bottle of Aviation Gin goes to help the SickKids Foundation.

Both are such worthy causes that I voted for both of them. Now, I fear there will never be a winner, and their feud will continue on until Disney gives them a movie together. Then the two of them will both be winners because people will come out in droves to see that film. That is if we can ever go back into movie theaters again. Remember movie theater popcorn? It goes great with coffee and gin.

Which brings me back to TheFeud. Who do you think will suffer hughmilation, and who will be left cryan? Oh, and I should mention that you don’t have to buy one of their products to enter for a chance to have a virtual party with both of them. All you have to do is pick one People’s Sexiest Men by December 20th to be entered!

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