Rosie O’Donnell answered a question on her site that asked one thing she wanted to do and that one thing was to give Jimmy Kimmel a lap dance.
Jimmy Kimmel of course could not let that nugget go, so he responded to her offer on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and his lap is willing and able for her to dance on it!!! Ewwwwwwwww
I think I smell a new video coming up for May sweeps! Rosie O’Donnel is lap f*cking Jimmy Kimmel.
When Rosie accepts his offer (because you know she will) this is what I will be picturing is going on because I will have my eyes closed.
But what I will probably be seeing is something like this other scene from Death Proof…
Word to Jimmy Kimmel you might want to borrow all 100 pairs of those underwear that Guillermo put on to get in the Guinness Book of World Record to protect that area neither Sarah Silverman and Ben Affleck will be wanting to touch afterwards.
People is reporting that once Rosie O'Donnell saw how cute Elisabeth Hasselbeck's baby was on The View she sent her some presents for her kids and the two have been E-Mailing each other every since.
"I sent something for him and something for his big sister [Grace, 2]," said O'Donnell. "Because, as the mother of four, I know that when the newborn arrives, the most important thing is a sibling gift. For [Taylor], it was a lot of clothes, because babies spit up a lot. I go to Baby Gap. There is a standard newborn gift pack – as much as you can buy at the Gap without being arrested. And a learning gift, a soft shape sorter. And then for [Grace] who is older, I got a tea set that she loves."
O'Donnell says that Hasselbeck herself has bounced back after giving birth – and they've stayed in touch. "We e-mail back and forth," she said. "She seems good. She looks like she adopted, like she didn't give birth. She looks perfectly fit and gorgeous already."
How ironic talking about a talk show is what got Rosie O'Donnell's show cancelled before she even had one. I am sure there is more to the story from MSNBC's side because after all the lies she told about turning down The Price is Right when she was never offered the job, I just don't believe anything she says.
BTW bashert means soul mate, so I am not sure what she is talking when she says as we say?
Hopefully Martha Stewart has a poisoned apple prepared for Rosie O'Donnell!
And is just me, but shouldn't it be illegal for Rosie to dress like that on Daytime television where she can scar kids for life looking like that. I know I will be having nightmares tonight after seeing that picture.
