You never know what is going to come out of Robbie Williams’ mouth, and he definitely had us cringing with a story he told to Andy Cohen on yesterday’s Watch What Happens Live.
A fan asked the singer if pooping on stage due to food poisoning was his most embarrassing moment during a show. After he confirmed that it did happen and that he did it again because it was fun, he revealed what it was.
So what was it? He said, “I confused the wheelchair section in my show for people who weren’t standing up and enjoying themselves. And I berated them. And I got the whole audience to point at them and boo. And then stomp their feet and go, ‘Out! Out! Out!’
Then he looked over to the side of the stage at his manager who was telling him to stop as he motioned that they were in wheelchairs.
How did he get himself out of it? He sang his ballad, Angels, because what else can you do?
Then he told Cohen and Julia Styles that this happened before phones with cameras, and in perfect harmony, they sighed, “Thank Gd!”
That is what they are saying. I am like, where is the devil when you need him? Because that would have been so much fun to see. So, we are left to imagine how poorly it went.
And with that, I want to remind you to see his biopic, A Better Man, which is in theaters now. Willians does not play himself in the film, instead he has a CGI monkey starring as the Take That singer.
Robbie Williams decided to tell his life story in the movie Better Man, and they could not have gotten a better man to play him. Actually, I should say chimpanzee because that is who the Take That singer is in the film.
So you have to wonder why he chose an animal to play himself. He explained why to Graham Norton. “We realized we needed a created difference with the biopic,” he said. “The biopic genre got a bit long, a bit tired. So, we needed to have a unique selling point. And Michael Gracey, the director, came to me and said, ‘Rob, what is your spirit animal?’ And I was trying to find some self-worth for myself that day, as I am every day, and I went, ‘I am a lion!'”
Gracecy shrugged that answer off, so Williams went with the next best choice, a monkey. Then, Gracey told his star that everyone would be human, but you would be a CGI monkey. And the rest is Hollywood history.
If you need a reason to see the film that is out now, he gave us a reason. He said that for the first 45 minutes, he is a cheeky monkey, and the rest of the film is like Trainspotting.
Williams also has a message for any of his old bandmates or people featured in the film. To hear what it is, then click here!
Robbie Williams is a Rock Star, and he likes to sleep in on the weekends. However, his wife, Ayda Feild, and their four kids wanted him to wake up.
So his family waited until noon, and they decided it was time for him to face the day. So his daughter poured some water on his head.
Did it work? Nope, it just made the singer angry. And instead of getting out of bed, he just turned over and went back to sleep.
To his wife and kids, I say let him sleep. While he is sleeping, they should take his wallet and go on a shopping spree. This way, you will teach him a lesson, and he will never sleep late again.
Robbie Williams is 38 years old now and you would think he would know by now that he can’t fly, but that is not the case. The singer posted a message on his site and said:
I’M WATCHING YOU MICHAEL SHEEN!
YOUR NEXT ROLE BETTER BE “MY LEFT FOOT TWO” COS THAT’S ALL YOU’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY AFTER I’VE FINISHED WITH YOU….
HAVING SAID THAT ..I’VE GOT TO FIX MY BACK…
I JUMPED OFF THE STUDIO ROOF A WEEK AGO “TO SEE IF I STILL COULD” EVIDENTLY I CAN’T….
LESSON LEARNT….. WHEN YOU STOP JUMPING OVER THINGS TO SEE IF YOU CAN..LEAVE IT
Now that he claims that he has learned his lesson for some reason I think the Take That singer will do it again. But before he does, I really hope he records that R Kelly song, because let’s be honest I Believe I Can Fly should be his new anthem.
Robbie Williams was on a Danish TV show and he bared his bum on the show. The Take That singer was on MTV in the ’90s and he said that he would show his butt for money, so when the host had him on her show she wanted to see if he would do the same. Well he lived up to band’s title and mooned the crowd for 20 pounds!!! You know what he has a nice butt!!
