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The Razzie noms are…
January 24th, 2011 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]



Worst Actor:
Robert Pattinson: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Remember Me
Ashton Kutcher: Killers and Valentine’s Day
Gerard Butler: The Bounty Hunter
Jack Black: Gulliver’s Travels
Taylor Lautner: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Worst Picture:
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
The Last Airbender
The Bounty Hunter
Sex & The City 2
Vampires Suck

Worst Actress:
Jennifer Aniston: The Bounty Hunter
Miley Cyrus: The Last Song
The Four “Gal Pals”: Sex & The City 2
Megan Fox: Jonah Hex
Kristen Stewart Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Worst Supporting Actress:
Jessica Alba: The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete, and Valentine’s Day
Cher: Burlesque
Liza Minnelli: Sex & The City 2
Nicola Peltz: The Last Airbender
Barbra Streisand: Little Fockers

Worst Supporting Actor:
George Lopez: Marmaduke, The Spy Next Door, and Valentine’s Day
Billy Ray Cyrus: The Spy Next Door
Dev Patel: ‘The Last Airbender
Jackson Rathbone: The Last Airbender and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Rob Schneider: Grown Ups

Worst Director:
Sylvester Stallone: The Expendables
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer: Vampires Suck
Michael Patrick King: Sex & The City 2
M. Night Shymalan: The Last Airbender
David Slade: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Worst Screen Couple/Ensemble:
The Entire Cast of Sex & The City 2
The Entire Cast of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
The Entire Cast of The Last Airbender
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler: The Bounty Hunter
Josh Brolin’s Face & Megan Fox’s Voice: Jonah Hex

Worst Eye-Gouging Use of 3D:
Cats & Dogs 2: Revenge Of Kitty Galore
Clash of the Titans
The Last Airbender
Nutcracker 3D
Saw 3D

Worst Screenplay:
Last Airbender
Little Fockers
Sex & The City 2
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

Worst Prequel, Remake, Ripoff or Sequel:
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Clash of the Titans’
The Last Airbender
Sex & The City 2
Vampires Suck!

The Razzie nominations are out and M Night howeveryouspellhislastname, Twilight and Vampires Suck are this season’s biggest winners or should I say losers? Hopefully The Last Airbender will have a clean sweep that night and M Night will go away! But that is too much to ask for.
I wonder how the Twihards are taking the news that all three leads, the director and the movie were all nominated? I am sure as well as Barbara Streisand is taking the news. They still don’t know because you know their people aren’t going to call to share the news with them.
BTW it is not too late to become a Razzie member and vote for your favorites or least favorites. For $35 you too can become a member and attend the ceremony in Hollywood on February 26th. As a proud member, I can tell you the night is a lot of fun!!!

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And the Razzies went to…
March 7th, 2010 under Razzies movies?, Sandra Bullock. [ Comments: none ]


Worst Picture of 2009:
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

Worst Actress of 2009:
Sandra Bullock – All About Steve

Worst Actor(s) of 2009:
All Three Jonas Brothers – Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience

Worst Screen Couple:
Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper – All About Steve

Worst Supporting Actress:
Sienna Miller – G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA

Worst Supporting Actor:
Billy Ray Cyrus – HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Land of The Lost

Worst Director:
Michael Bay – TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (aka TRANNIES, TOO)

Worst Screenplay:
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen – Written by Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman,

Special 30th RAZZIE®-versary Awardz
Worst Picture of the Decade:
Battlefield Earth

Worst Actor of the Decade:
Eddie Murphy

Worst Actress of the decade
Paris Hilton

Gotta love Sandra Bullock for keeping to her word and attending the Razzies if she won worst actress! She is only third the actor to accept the honor in Razzies’ 30 year history, the other 2 are Tom Green and Halle Berry. And we all know Halle is an Oscar winner, so let’s pray that Sandra suffers that same fate tonight!
BTW you know I love the Razzies because I have seen more of their movies than the Oscar nominees. Granted some of them I wish I didn’t see like Hannah Montana: The Movie and All About Steve. Joking I just voted for Sandra so she would go to the show, just like she said!

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The Razzie noms are…
February 1st, 2010 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]


Forget the Oscars, it is the Razzie noms that I really care about because I have seen or will see more of their movies than the Oscar ones and I enjoy them more. Plus unlike the Oscars I get to vote on what I think is the worst movie and such of the year. In fact for $25, you too can become a Razzie member and not only do you get to vote for the movie you want to win/lose but you also get to go to the ceremony on March 6th which is a lot fo fun and hysterical! Seriously I am an extremely proud Razzie member and you can be one too!
Now back to the Razzies, Dance Flick was robbed. How could that movie not get any noms, that movie was beyond bad. I am also looking forward to vote for the worst of the decade because I finally get to vote for Madonna and Swept Away as the Worst Actress and Movie respectively. I joined the Razzies just to vote for Gigli a year after Swept Away came out and I thought the Madonna flick made the Ben Affleck and J-Lo movie look like an Oscar winner. OK that is going too far, but at least a People’s Choice winner!

WORST PICTURE OF 2009
“All About Steve”
“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
“Land of the Lost”
“Old Dogs””
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (a.k.a. “Trannies, Too”)

WORST ACTOR OF 2009
All Three Jonas Brothers, “Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience”
Will Ferrell, “Land of the Lost”
Steve Martin, “Pink Panther 2”
Eddie Murphy, “Imagine That”
John Travolta, “Old Dogs”

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
Beyonce, “Obsessed”
Sandra Bullock, “All About Steve”
Myley Cyrus, “Hannah Montana: The Movie”
Megan Fox, “Jennifer’s Body” and “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
Sarah Jessica Parker, “Did You Hear About the Morgans?”

WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, “The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience”
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, “All About Steve”
Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or “Comic Riff,” “Land of the Lost”
Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, “Twilight Saga: New Moon”

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
Candice Bergen, “Bride Wars”
Ali Larter, “Obsessed”
Sienna Miller, “G.I. Joe”
Kelly Preston,”Old Dogs”
Julie White (as Mom), “Trannies, Too”

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus, “Hannah Montana: The Movie”
Hugh Hefner (as himself), “Miss March”
Robert Pattinson, “Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), “Land of the Lost”
Marlon Wayans, “G.I. Joe”

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (COMBINED CATEGORY FOR 2009)
“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
“Land of the Lost”
“Pink Panther 2” (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
“Twilight Saga: New Moon”

WORST DIRECTOR OF 2009
Michael Bay, “Trannies, Too”
Walt Becker, “Old Dogs”
Brad Silberling, “Land of the Lost”
Stephen Sommers, “G.I. Joe”
Phil Traill, “All About Steve”

WORST SCREENPLAY OF 2009
“All About Steve”
“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
“Land of the Lost”
“Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen”
“Twilight Saga: New Moon”

WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE (3 SPECIAL 30TH RAZZIE-VERSARY AWARDZ)
“Battlefield Earth” (2000) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, “winner” of 8 (including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years)
“Freddy Got Fingered” (2001) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five
“Gigli” (2003) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, winner of seven (including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Years)
“I Know Who Killed Me” (2007) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of eight
“Swept Away” (2002) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five

WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE
Ben Affleck — (Nominated for nine “achievements,”winner” of two Razzies) “Daredevil,” “Gigli,” “Jersey Girl,” “Paycheck,” “Pearl Harbor,” “Surviving Christmas”
Eddie Murphy — (Nominated for 12 “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies) “Adventures of Pluto Nash,” “I Spy,” “Imagine That,” “Meet Dave,” “Norbit,” “Showtime”
Mike Myers — (Nominated for four “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies), “Cat in the Hat,” “The Love Guru”
Rob Schneider — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of one Razzie) “The Animal,” “Benchwarmers,” “Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo,” “Grandma’s Boy,” “The Hot Chick,” “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry,” “Little Man,” “Little Nicky”
John Travolta — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of the Razzies) “Battlefield Earth,” “Domestic Disturbance,” “Lucky Numbers,” “Old Dogs,” “Swordfish”

WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE
Mariah Carey – (The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% Of ALL Votes For Worst Actress Of 2001), “Glitter”
Paris Hilton (Nominated for five “Achievements,” “Winner” of four Razzies) “The Hottie & The Nottie,” “House of Whacks,” “Repo: The Genetic Opera”
Lindsay Lohan — (Nominated for five “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies) “Herbie Fully Loaded,” “I Know Who Killed Me,” “Just My Luck”
Jennifer Lopez — (Nominated for nine “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies) “Angel Eyes,” “Enough,” “Gigli,” “Jersey Girl,” “Maid in Manhattan,” “Monster-in-Law,” “The Wedding Planner”
Madonna — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of four Razzies) “Die Another Day,” “The Next Best Thing,” “Swept Away”

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Can Gooby be the worst movie ever made?
June 23rd, 2009 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: 2 ]


Pajiba discovered the trailer for Gooby and I am so glad that they did because I think they found what could be one of the worst movies ever made. I love bad movies, but that is beyond bad. I mean how low budget was the movie that was the best costume they came up with for Gooby? That teddy bear outfit looks so cheap, I have seen Halloween costumes look more realistic than that. And poor David James Elliott, is that where his career is going these days? From JAG to Crap?
But saying all of that, I actually really want to see that movie when it comes out on DVD on August 11th. Is that wrong?
BTW here the trailer getting the horror treatment, and I think it works so much better.

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The Razzie winners are…
February 22nd, 2009 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]

Worst Picture:
The Love Guru

Worst Actor:
Mike Myers – The Love Guru

Worst Actress:
Paris Hilton – THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Worst Supporting Actress:
Paris Hilton – REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

Worst Supporting Actor:
Pierce Brosnan – MAMMA MIA!

Worst Screen Couple:
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Worst Prequel,Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
(Combined Category for 2008):
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Director:
Uwe Boll
1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and Postal

Worst Screenplay:
The Love Guru
Written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement:
Uwe Boll

Poor Mike Myers remember when he released good movies? Paris Hilton ha ha! And Uwe Boll so deserves it!
And you know what when it comes to all the Razzie winners, I would still rather see all the non-Uwe Boll movies that won than any of the Oscar ones. How sad is that?

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