Anna Kendrick, Adam DeVine and Aubrey Plaza did an interview with Vanity Fair for their movie Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates and it was horrendous as their film looks. The only positive thing I can say about it is that Zac Efron was smart enough to not take part in it because there was nothing even remotely funny about it. I watched the whole thing hoping it would get better, but it only got worse. So if you were even thinking of spending any money on their disaster flick, now you know not to.
I don’t get Plaza’s appeal because she plays the same sh!tty character in every heinous movie and they all bomb. When will Hollywood say enough is enough. When it comes to Kedrick, she needs to stick with roles like Pitch Perfect because she can only play a nice girl. She might try to be a bad girl, but she doesn’t have the chops for it. When it comes to DeVine, I don’t even remember him being in Pitch Perfect, do you?
I know that interview was supposed to be a funny bit, but it just wasn’t funny in the least.
The first trailer is out for the next generation of The Griswolds and I don’t think we need Vacation. I love bad comedies but this one doesn’t even look funny. It looks so bad that the Razzies are going to have a field day with it.
While I will be taking a vacation from the movies on July 29th, will you be taking a vacation to this one?
The first trailer is out for Jem and the Holograms; and it looks more like Justin Bieber’s life story than our beloved childhood cartoon. Did anyone attached to this thing ever see Jem and the Holograms? It’s more like a movie you would see on broadcast television on Saturday afternoon than a big screen film. Is there anyway this movie can go straight to Netflix instead of ruining our childhood memories? Please!
BTW how did I not know that Molly Ringwald can’t act until this trailer?
Finally, when you stop crying and need something to put you in a better mood, here’s the original theme song. Hit play and let it bring you back to your happy place!
Yesterday was the Razzies, and Adam Sandler’s Jack & Jill won not one, not two, not three, but all of the awards at the show that honors the year’s worst movies. J&J is the first film in Razzie history to the sweep the show. Now even though I know it is the best at being the worst, why does it make me want to see it even more. In fact I would rather see Sandler and David Spade in drag than see the Oscar winning film The Artist. I think that says what I think I about Hollywood’s best movies.
Here is the list of all of the Golden Raspberries that Jack & Jill won/lost:
Worst Picture
Jack and Jill
Worst Actor
Adam Sandler in Jack and Jill and Just Go With It
Worst Actress
Adam Sandler in Jack and Jill
Worst Supporting Actor
Al Pacino in Jack and Jill
Worst Supporting Actress
David Spade in Jack and Jill
Worst Screen Ensemble
The Cast of Jack and Jill
Worst Director
Dennis Dugan for Jack and Jill and Just Go With It
Worst Rip-Off, Remake, Or Sequel
Jack and Jill
Worst Screen Couple
Adam Sandler paired with Katie Homes, Al Pacino, or Himself in Jack and Jill
Worst Screenplay
Steve Koren, Adam Sandler, and Ben Zook for Jack and Jill
Worst Actor:
Robert Pattinson: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Remember Me
Ashton Kutcher: Killers and Valentine’s Day
Gerard Butler: The Bounty Hunter
Jack Black: Gulliver’s Travels
Taylor Lautner: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Worst Picture:
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
The Last Airbender
The Bounty Hunter
Sex & The City 2
Vampires Suck
Worst Actress:
Jennifer Aniston: The Bounty Hunter
Miley Cyrus: The Last Song
The Four “Gal Pals”: Sex & The City 2
Megan Fox: Jonah Hex
Kristen Stewart Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Worst Supporting Actress:
Jessica Alba: The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete, and Valentine’s Day
Cher: Burlesque
Liza Minnelli: Sex & The City 2
Nicola Peltz: The Last Airbender
Barbra Streisand: Little Fockers
Worst Supporting Actor:
George Lopez: Marmaduke, The Spy Next Door, and Valentine’s Day
Billy Ray Cyrus: The Spy Next Door
Dev Patel: ‘The Last Airbender
Jackson Rathbone: The Last Airbender and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Rob Schneider: Grown Ups
Worst Director:
Sylvester Stallone: The Expendables
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer: Vampires Suck
Michael Patrick King: Sex & The City 2
M. Night Shymalan: The Last Airbender
David Slade: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Worst Screen Couple/Ensemble:
The Entire Cast of Sex & The City 2
The Entire Cast of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
The Entire Cast of The Last Airbender
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler: The Bounty Hunter
Josh Brolin’s Face & Megan Fox’s Voice: Jonah Hex
Worst Eye-Gouging Use of 3D:
Cats & Dogs 2: Revenge Of Kitty Galore
Clash of the Titans
The Last Airbender
Nutcracker 3D
Saw 3D
Worst Screenplay:
Last Airbender
Little Fockers
Sex & The City 2
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck
Worst Prequel, Remake, Ripoff or Sequel:
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Clash of the Titans’
The Last Airbender
Sex & The City 2
Vampires Suck!
The Razzie nominations are out and M Night howeveryouspellhislastname, Twilight and Vampires Suck are this season’s biggest winners or should I say losers? Hopefully The Last Airbender will have a clean sweep that night and M Night will go away! But that is too much to ask for.
I wonder how the Twihards are taking the news that all three leads, the director and the movie were all nominated? I am sure as well as Barbara Streisand is taking the news. They still don’t know because you know their people aren’t going to call to share the news with them.
BTW it is not too late to become a Razzie member and vote for your favorites or least favorites. For $35 you too can become a member and attend the ceremony in Hollywood on February 26th. As a proud member, I can tell you the night is a lot of fun!!!
