Tonight at 9p, it is time for The Good Place’s final season premiere. If that news makes you as sad as it makes me, then I have some good news for you! Wood Rocket and Pornhub have released the trailer to their latest pornody and guess what show they are taking on? They are doing The Goo Place. Sounds like something that will bring cheers to Ted Danson and the cast of the show.
Why did they pick a show about four recently deceased people who were told they were in Heaven when in reality they are really in Hell? Director Holly G. Myers revealed to me, “I love the show. A LOT. The show has so much sexual tension in it already, it just seemed so ripe for porn parodying.” Of course, she wanted to point out that, “Also, I really wanted porn performers to refer to their jobs as forking.”
Who are the people who got to fork in the pornody? They are Isabella Nice (Janet), Daphne Dare (Elanor), Avi Love (Tahini), Kilo White (Jianyu), Chris Cock (Chidi) and Lance Hart (Michael). They did a good job with casting because the actors look just like the people they are playing.
Since the original show is a lesson about morality and what qualifies someone to go to Heaven or Hell, I wanted to know what is the moral teachings we can get from this? Writer/Director Lee Roy Myers wants our takeaway to be, “I guess if we had to find a moral lesson in the porn parody it would be that orgies can get you into The Goo Place.”
I wonder who is on top and who is on the bottom in those orgies? Talking about tops, Myers said this sitcom has always been a top, “The whole WoodRocket team loves The Good Place. It was at the top of our list to parody for a while. So we’re just glad we finally got to make it.” And make it they did.
Tonight after you watch The Good Place, shut off your TVs, turn on your computers and watch The Goo Place. When you are done with both you will be in a good and goo place.
We have seen pornodies based on shows and movies even the animated ones, but have we ever seen one for a musical? WoodRocket and PornHub gave us just that with The Loin King. Which is their take of The Lion King, In case you could not figure it out?
Now, all day instead of singing Hakuna Matata, I will be belting out Hot Cum On My Ta-Tas. I just have to try to not do that in public. Unless that guy I am walking by is cute! Seriously, I must have the soundtrack! Forget Cats, this is the musical that we should be excited for. I mean who wants a cat, when they can have the King of the Jungle.
All those years of Porn Star Karaoke have paid off for these actors. Their singing is as good as the way, you know what.
We have seen several movies, including animated ones like Minions, and television shows get the pornody treatment. Well, now a musical is getting one and Aladdick is going to be so much better than the live-action Alladin.
I mean what adult wouldn’t want to watch Princess Jizzman over Prince Jasmine. I mean prefer, I know they would want to see the two Princesses sing the letter O together. Plus, we are going to see the Genie’s lamp, if you know what I mean. Talk about a wish come true! I wonder if he has blue balls?
BTW I used to live across the street from Porn Star Karaoke, I wonder how many of the actors in this half-hour film (guess what I am watching now) would go to Sardo’s every Tuesday and sing? They were practicing for their big moment.
The Adult Entertainment world has found interesting ways to do pornody versions of big-screen movies, and there is one I never thought they would be able to do. That film is The Lego Movie, yet they found a way to do Laygo. It looks so weird, I do not know what to make of it. Yet, I want to see it.
Just when you though the most painful thing about Lego was stepping on one, turns out it is the second.
Talking about torture, I cannot wait to share this trailer with all of my friends who have kids who play with Lego. Just think of the image they will have in their minds whenever they see their children building something with those plastic blocks? The little things that make me happy!
UPDATE: I feel bad for the poor actors who had to have almost every part of their bodies painted yellow like Lego characters. Translation, I just watched the movie where everything is awe-awe-awesome!
Tis the night before Christmas and all the through the house, Santa Claus was getting on the naughty list. Thanks to this XXXmas story as told by Wood Rocket.
Make sure to put the Elf on the Shelf on the doorknob so that can listen to MILF on a shelf without interruption. You definitely don’t want the little ones to hear this story because you will have a lot of explaining to do. More than why Baby It’s Cold Outside went from the nice list to the naughty one this year.
