Is this US Senate candidate saying she wants to castrate other DC politicians? |
March 26th, 2014 under Politics. [ Comments: 2 ]
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Joni Ernst is running for US Senate in Iowa and she might have the scariest campaign ad I’ve ever seen. The first thing she says in the commercial is “I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So in Washington, I’ll know how to cut pork.” She ends it by saying, “Let’s make them squeal!” So is that her way of saying she wants to do to them what she did to the pigs when she was kid? Actually that is not a bad idea!!! If that is her intention, then I guess she has my vote.
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This is one way that Mayor Rob Ford can always put his foot in his mouth! |
March 18th, 2014 under Politics. [ Comments: none ]
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As we all know Toronto Mayor Rob Ford suffers from a bad case of foot in mouth disease; and it looks like he found to always have a foot ready to put in his mouth before he says something, well, Rob Fordy.
Why he was walking around with a fake foot, we don’t know why. But it is just another great photo op for the man I wish was my mayor. I mean what other politician walks around (no pun intended) with a fake foot in his hand before meeting the press. And that is why we love him.
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President Obama really wants you to sign up for Obamacare |
March 11th, 2014 under Politics. [ Comments: none ]
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The deadline to sign up for the Affordable Care Act is coming up on March 31st and President Barack Obama really wants you to sign up for it. So much so, he sat down Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis on Funny or Die. If that doesn’t say desperate, I don’t know what does.
BTW I will not get into the politics of it all, but this actually had some very funny moments in it.
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How far did Jimmy Kimmel go to get Mayor Rob Ford on the show? |
March 2nd, 2014 under Jimmy Kimmel, Politics. [ Comments: none ]
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Jimmy Kimmel mentions Rob Ford on his ABC late night show at least once a night. Well, the infamous Mayor of Toronto has flown to LA to attend the Oscars and to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday. So how far is Kimmel willing to go for his favorite politician? He braved the rain, dressed up as a limo driver and picked Ford up from LAX. How many other late night hosts would do that for their guests? None! And if I were going to be a guest on JKL in the future and I have to fly in to do it, I would insist that Kimmel does the same for me. I mean, they should all get such special treatment. Right?
BTW I hope they show all of this on JKL tomorrow at 11:35p. But then again they say what happens in the back of a limo, stays in the back of a limo. At least that is what my prom date told me…
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Rob Ford runs groin first into a fire hydrant! |
February 24th, 2014 under Politics. [ Comments: none ]
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The Canadian Hockey team was on fire yesterday at the Olympics and to honor that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford ran groin first into a fire hydrant! Thankfully for all of us, National Post‘s Darren Calabrese was their to capture the moment. Sadly though it was only with flash photography and not with a motion camera. So we will all have to use our imaginations to picture what it was like in motion. It’s just as good.
BTW is it just me or is Rob Ford just like a cartoon character? The things he does and how he looks reminds me of the animated shows I grew up with as a kid! He’s just so gosh darn cute.
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