Seriously? OMG! WTF?

We got to know Sean Duffy on Real World: Boston and Road Rules: All Stars. He met his wife Rachel Campos on the latter and the two married in 1999. Together they have 8 children with one more on the way.

Back in 2008, he ran for the House of Representatives in Wisconsin and won. He has held that seat even since. Today, he announced his resignation effective next month.

Next to marrying Rachel, representing you – the people and families of Wisconsin’s 7th District – in Congress has been the highest honor of my life. Together, we have engaged in the most important battles of our time: protecting freedom of speech and religious liberty, taking care of our veterans, defending the unborn, and saving American jobs and American capitalism.

After eight and a half years, the time has come for me to focus more on the reason we fight these battles – family.

As you all know, raising a family is hard work. It’s especially true for one as large and busy as mine. Being away from home in Washington four days a week is challenging and for that reason, I have always been open to signs from God when it comes to balancing my desire to serve both my family and my country.

Recently, we’ve learned that our baby, due in late October, will need even more love, time, and attention due to complications, including a heart condition. With much prayer, I have decided that this is the right time for me to take a break from public service in order to be the support my wife, baby and family need right now. It is not an easy decision – because I truly love being your Congressman – but it is the right decision for my family, which is my first love and responsibility.

On September 23, I will step down and allow others to step forward to begin laying out their own vision and plans for leading this beautiful district and the most honest, hard-working, family-oriented, patriotic, and God-fearing constituents in America.

I will be forever grateful for and humbled by the faith and sacred trust you have put in me all these years. I am especially grateful for the prayers said on behalf of our family. We hope they keep coming! I will miss being your Congressman, but I am also looking forward to having more time with my family, being home for more birthdays and hockey games, and having time to enjoy and care for our new baby girl, who is already so loved by our family.

Personally, I don’t believe that excuse. I am not sure what other reason there is, but I think there is more to it.

When it comes to his resignation, I say good riddance. He is a radical Republican and we need a lot less of them so that his 9 children can have a fighting chance of seeing adulthood.

When you think of the most bitching and coolest rockers of the ’80s, you think of Tommy Lee. You think of a guy wearing leather pants, when he was actually wearing clothes, marrying some of the most desired blondes, who doesn’t give a f*ck what anyone thinks so he destroyed hotel rooms, says whatever he wants and made sex tapes that showed off his huge mic.

Now that Mötley Crüe has retired from the road, he has some time hands. Therefore, he has taken to writing. The drummer, who literally marches to his beat, wrote a message to Trump supporters and Republican politicians that will make every Democrat want to high five him every time they see him. Forget all those Dems, who are running for President, this is the man who should be President. Imagine what the world would be like with him in charge. It would be so cool, it would help to lower the Earth’s climate system, therefore reversing Global Warming.

Think I am exaggerating, then read what he wrote below.

“You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so fucking hard for all of this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We’re going to repaint Air Force One, pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms & atheist literature from the cockpit. We’re going to tax your mega churches so bad Joel Olsteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay his light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we’re buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ person your sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy. Have fun with the new menu you bigoted fucks. Try the McPence. It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother. We’re going to gather up ALL of your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal mountain emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton. ALL parks will be renamed Rosa Parks asap. We’re replacing Confederate statues with BLM Leaders & Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the WH, we’re repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee shelter. We’re turning Hannity’s office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables & free tampons. And every single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we’re adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie.”

What are you looking for most out everything he said in that speech? I am looking forward to the rainbow-colored White House and getting my birth control at Planned Parenthood/Starbucks on every corner.

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Somehow I missed the biggest story of the week. Ted Cruz was on Fox News this week when suddenly a spider appeared on his lips and he inhaled it live on air. I guess it was bigger than the other bugs he is used to eating because he started to choke. Kind of like when he ran for President.

I don’t know where the bug came from, so I am just assuming he crawled out of his beard. Who knows what is in that thing? Doesn’t the facial hair make him look even creepier than he did before? And he was plenty creepy looking.

Now let’s get back to the spider, I hope it was not radioactive. We don’t need him to become a superhero. How frightening would that be?

Bernie Sanders had a public access TV show in the ‘80s. We sifted through the unearthed footage and hoooboy… pic.twitter.com/trO27E9pZR

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) May 9, 2019

Before Bernie Sanders was running for President of the United States, he was the mayor of Burlington, Vermont hosting a public access show called Bernie Speaks with the Community. As Trevor Noah said, he looks the same now as he did when he was 46 in those 1987 episodes.

Now, let’s talk about how Trevor Noah reviewed these episodes on The Daily Show yesterday. I have not laughed that hard in a really long time. However, I do not know if I was laughing with Noah, at Bernie or with both. All I know is it what I needed!!!

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Before Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was part of the House of Representatives, she was part of Boston University’s Brat Pack. How gorgeous was the 20-year-old doing her best Ally Sheedy in the 2010 video?

To all the conservatives out there who are flipping their lids over this video, I am sorry you never saw The Breakfast Club or were carefree in college like her. At least she did not reportedly do cocaine in college like George W. Bush or allegedly walk in on teenage beauty contestants as they were changing like Donald Trump. She just cut the rug something your president needs to do the rug on the top of his head.

You mess with one Bronx girl, you mess with us all. There is a reason us Bronx people have a reputation, we earned it.

Seriously though, I implore all of you people who are anti this video, to watch The Breakfast Club on Netflix this weekend. Maybe if we spent more time watching John Hughes’ films instead of the news, we would be a much happier nation.

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